Good Morning Girls and Boys

A new EUROPEAN UNION law comes into force today and requires that your Mummy and Daddy make sure you sit on one of those silly booster seats.

So, remember boys and girls, when you reach 18, it is a waste of time voting for a Member of Parliament, as the United Kingdom Parliament is just an executive agency of the European Union.

Mr Plod the policeman is just following orders DIRECTIVE 2003/20/EC
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