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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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MY NEW CAR

I bought a new car and returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Rolling Stones,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Arse Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the Prime Minister, Mr. Gordon Brown......."

Damn, I love this car...
(hat tip a man from Castleford)

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