E-Moon

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,'
where:

:) means a smile
and
:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by
:-)
:-(

Well, how about some 'ARSE-ICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse

(__!__) a fat arse

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore arse

(_o_) an arse that's been around

(_x_) kiss my arse

(_X_) leave my arse alone

(_zzz_) a lazy arse

(_E=mc2_) a smart arse

(_£_) Money coming out of his arse

(_?_) Dumb arse

(_GORDON_) pain in the arse
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