Refection

I am 51, I have smoked 60 cigarettes a day since I was 20, prior to that, 20 till 18 and 40 till 20. I have been a recreational binge drinker since I was 16 and nowadays, I have at least a bottle of wine a day. I masturbate daily but have never had the urge to stand for parliament and until, 'Very' recently, I used to have sex with a woman at least 4 times a week. I have never administered domestos, dettol, TCP or used non prescribed drugs. I blog almost daily and yet, I have never had a 'cold'

oh 'L', What am I doing wrong?

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