Neddy's for Neds
The leaflet by the Scottish Executive for the eight fire and rescue services was aimed at Urdu readers.
"Never jump out of a window straight. Put yourself on a donkey and come down."
Originally compiled on the orders of King Alfred the Great, approximately A.D. 890, and subsequently maintained and added to by generations of anonymous scribes. The original language was Anglo-Saxon (Old English), but these later entries are essentially Estuary English in tone. You could say, this is an EU "Withdrawalist, Libertarian and generally reactionary blog. Regular, but amateurish"(if often a tad infantile).