Melly Clistmas

Groaning with gifts and larger than any sledge, the world's biggest container ship has just docked in Felixstowe with this years Christmas.



The voyage is the ship's first from China to England and was specifically planned to deliver Christmas stocks to shopkeepers - including a haul of electronic dinosaurs, radio-controlled cars, pinball machines and computers.

So there you have it kids, Santa can't function in the European Union. He has killed off Rudolph and now claims that the 'Reds Reign Dear'.