Catholics blamed for global warming

A Yorkshire MP has dubbed Bonfire Night a "cataclysmic disaster" for the environment urging people not to light fires in their gardens this weekend.

Huddersfield MP Barry Sheerman said people had to recognise the connection between their actions and the planet's future. He said: "Too many people will pussyfoot around because they think it's part of their heritage to have a bonfire in the back garden and burn a Catholic on it.



So there you have it, logic would suggest, that if the Catholic plot to blow up parliament had been successful then we wouldn't have Bonfire night.

Save the planet and celebrate terrorism
.
.