SANDY BOTTOMS

2 Wetters = 1 Sippers
2 Sippers = 1 Gulpers
2 Gulpers = 1 Sandy Bottoms

SANDY BOTTOMS = A rare privilege, being invited to see off a friends entire tot

I don't know if Her Majesty has issued the order to splice the mainbrace. But She has promoted the prince to the office of the Lord High Admiral

Happy Birthday Prince Philip