Just Another Bank Holiday

A growing number of Labour MPs believe Charles Clarke will mount a stalking donkey-style leadership bid later this year that would pave the way for a more credible challenge from Health Secretary Alan Johnston, Foreign Secretary David Miliband, Duputy Labour Leader Harriet Harman or even Justice Secretary Jack Straw.



Tom Pearse, Tom Pearse, lend me your Donkey
All along, down along, out along lee
For I want for to go to Downing street Fair

Refrain:
With Harriet Harman, Alan Johnson, David Miliband
Jack Straw, Tom Harris, Jon Cruddas
Old Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all
Old Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all.