sign of the times

A protester hurled a green liquid into the face of Lord Mandelson today before calmly walking away and evading arrest.

Mandelson emerged five minutes later and shrugged off the protest.


“She was so busy throwing what seemed like green soup or something in my face that she failed to tell me what the protest was about but, as you can see, thankfully it wasn’t paint and I’ve come through it intact.”