Today's Market Appraisal
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
Oh and the FTSE closed at 3932.06 (down 381.74 on the day)
Time to take some of the lumpy money from under the mattress and buy some mining shares.
Bottom line.....less lumps a more comfortable sleep