I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue

Apparently, the BBC are reporting that, the most telling word in the Queens Speech is “aspiration”:

“to respond to the rising aspirations of the people of the Untied Kingdom” — and, more specifically, in meeting “people's aspirations for better education, housing, healthcare and children's services, and for a cleaner environment”.

ASs....PIRATION = Donkey Sweat

So are we talking more Tax's, are the buggers going to work us like donkeys

“to respond to the rising Donkey Sweat of the people of ENGLAND” — and, more specifically, in meeting “people's Donkey Sweat for better education, housing, healthcare and children's services, and for a cleaner environment”.

Just as an aside, education, housing, healthcare and children's services are devolved to Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland (oh and environment is an EU competence) so, it will just be the Sweat of the English Donkey then.

Eat your hearts out Graeme Garden, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Barry Cryer.

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