Climate Seance

How BBC warmists abuse the science Christopher Booker in the Sunday Telegraph

The most telling moment came in an interview between Nurse and a computer-modelling scientist from NASA, presented as a general climate expert although he is only a specialist in ice studies.

Asked to quantify the relative contributions of CO2 to the atmosphere by human and natural causes, his seemingly devastating reply was that 7 Gigatons (billion tons) are emitted each year by human activity while only 1 Gigaton comes from natural sources such as the oceans.



Another came after Nurse had defended his old university’s part in the Climategate emails. Inevitably he claimed that various reports had cleared the scientists involved of any wrongdoing, without mentioning that every one of the inquiries had carefully avoided the scientific questions at the heart of the row. (Yet another superficial parliamentary report last week, despite the heroic efforts of Labour MP Graham Stringer, was rendered meaningless by the same central evasion.)

Mystic Met

The Met Office winter forecast lie is finally nailed



The all important sentence is the first. ‘The Met Office seasonal outlook for the period November to January is showing no clear signals for the winter’.

The Met Office knew that this was the case when it sent the BBC's Roger Harrabin scurrying off to spin its lie that the Met Office ‘did suspect we were in for an exceptionally cold early winter, and told the Cabinet Office so in October'.

The briefing to the Cabinet Office contains no such warning – and it now vindicates the parliamentary answer given by Francis Maude when questioned about the forecast the government received from the Met Office. (Click on this link for the story)

Has Pachauri been Mooned?

Today in a strategic shift, the UN secretary General Ban Ki-moon gave up his efforts of trying to encourage movement in the IPCC negotiations.



UN officials said the change in Ban Ki-moon's focus reflects his realisation, that after his deep involvement with the failed IPCC sumits in Copenhagen (2009) and Cancun (2010), that world leaders are not prepared to be taken in by the global warming scam

KPMG newsletter

When is a curfew not a curfew?

When it is a T-PIMS



The Home Office is to scrap the term "control order" and will replace it with "Terrorism Prevention and Investigation Measures", or TPIMS,

CRU science is compromised

98. The disclosure of data from the Climatic Research Unit has been a traumatic and challenging experience for all involved and to the wider world of science. There are proposals to increase worldwide taxation by up to a trillion dollars on the basis of climate science predictions. This is an area where strong and opposing views are held. The release of the e-mails from CRU at the University of East Anglia and the accusations that followed demanded independent and objective scrutiny by independent panels. This has not happened. The composition of the two panels has been criticised for having members who were over identified with the views of CRU. Lord Oxburgh as President of the Carbon Capture and Storage Association and Chairman of Falck Renewable appeared to have a conflict of interest. Lord Oxburgh himself was aware that this might lead to criticism. Similarly Professor Boulton as an ex colleague of CRU seemed wholly inappropriate to be a member of the Russell panel. No reputable scientist who was critical of CRU’s work was on the panel, and prominent and distinguished critics were not interviewed. The Oxburgh panel did not do as our predecessor committee had been promised, investigate the science, but only looked at the integrity of the researchers. With the exception of Professor Kelly’s notes other notes taken by members of the panel have not been published. This leaves a question mark against whether CRU science is reliable. The Oxburgh panel also did not look at CRU’s controversial work on the IPPC which is what has attracted most series allegations. Russell did not investigate the deletion of e-mails. We are now left after three investigations without a clear understanding of whether or not the CRU science is compromised.”

Sir Paul Nurse, peer reviewd

The arshole is talking bollocks

In tonight's BBC Horizon program he stated that he ran out into the streets of 1950's London to see the Russian satellite sputnik orbit.


(sputnik1)

peer to peer sir Paul, you are talking

BOLLOCKS.


(sputnik2 note: time of day)

I have just sent an e-mail to the press office of the Royal Society

Hi, Just watched Horizon on BBC2,

Here is a challenge for Sir Paul Nurse. I will debate with him, on live television the sham science that is Global Warming.

Note: I am not a scientist ( I left school at 15 with no academic qualifications) but I will expose Sir Paul as a charlatan.

If he accepts I will provide real name and address

UPDATE

Just sent a similar e-mail to the BBC

lets see just how brave these fuckers are.

When it comes to old age satisfaction, take note Lynda Bellingham........ah! Bisto

all bollix and smokeballs

This year we will experience 4 unusual dates.... 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11

NOW go figure this out.... take the last 2 digits of the year you were born plus the age you will be this year and it WILL BE EQUAL TO 111!...

Quackery

Interesting but its not a Hen

Nokia Brown

It emerged today that Gordon Brown has asked the police to investigate if he was a silly cunt because he didn't initiate standard phone security on his Nokia



Default security codes 1234 or 0000?

NHS safe in Tory hands!

The British Medical Association has weighed in on the Prime Minister David Cameron's health care proposals.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The ENT specialists wouldn't hear of it.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in London ...

Ed Balls killed my cat

Alan Johnson: "I have decided to resign from the shadow cabinet for personal reasons.."



Oh come on, I have to use up these caricatures whilst they are still recognisable

Titter Ye not

A new theory has been put forward by modern scientists. They blame, wait for it, climate change for the fall of the Roman Empire. In an article for the magazine Science, a group of eminent academics writes: ‘Increased climate variability from AD 250-600 coincided with the demise of the of the Western Roman Empire.

Read more: Richard Littlejohn in the Daily Mail.



That would make the met office chief scientist, Julia Slingo, Senna the Soothsayer

Woe, woe and thrice woe

The Met Orifice

The saga of the ‘private’ Met Office forecast to the Cabinet Office for early winter has taken a new twist.



Read more at Autonomous Mind

Sunday Quote

The 'mob' has no political persuasion.
Anoneumouse.

You know when you are getting old

It's when the Milf's of your youth start to die.


Susannah York

IHABH

Cameron, Clegg and Miliband wake the fuck up

The majority of voters in the constituency of Oldham East and Saddleworth said non of the above

52% of people didn't vote ...

IS THAT NOT FUCKING CLEAR

The majority voted with their feet. You are not wanted

Adopt a Penguin

Click on the image for details

Parliamentary Pairing, (Conspiracy to Fraud)

Institutional Fiddling

Pairing is an arrangement where an MP of one party agrees with an MP of an opposing party not to vote in a particular division. This gives both MPs the opportunity not to attend and to fiddle their expesses.

Pairing is an informal arrangement, however, and is not recognised by the House of Commons' rules. Such arrangements have to be registered with the currupt whips, for a back hander, who check that the agreement is stuck to.

Pairing is not allowed in divisions of great political importance but pairings can last for months or years and tonight has been a prime example.

Corruption in parliament has to be stamped out

Cross Hare

Or not a happy bunny with a cross bow

MPs overwhelmingly voted against amendments to the European Union bill this evening, after a lengthy debate in the Commons.



Veteran eurosceptic Bill Cash led the debate by putting forward a series of radical changes designed to defend the sovereignty of parliament from the EU and the courts.

His amendment was defeated by 39 to 314. (353)

Ok, lets do the maths. There are 650 members of parliament, that means 297 members didn't give a fuck about UK parliamentary sovereignty and didn't turn up to vote.

Who are these lazy bastards and are they fiddling there expenses in there absence from the house.


Clearly a case of institutional fiddling

Froggie went a courting

When it comes to Euro survival, keep your eye on France....the froggies have been a courting.

Obama kissed the froggies arse.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2011/jan/11/france-america-barack-obama

Democracy in the European Union.

Just following orders

UK Tax Guidance

Sometime this year, we the taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?

A. It is money that the government will give back to us the taxpayers.

Q.. Where will the government get this money ?

A. From us the taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?

A. Only a smidgen of it.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?

A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?

A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.K. economy by spending your stimulus cheque wisely:

* If you spend the stimulus money at Asda or Tesco, the money will go to China , Taiwan or Sri Lanka .

* If you spend it on petrol, your money will go to the Arabs.

* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .

* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Spain, Honduras and Guatemala ..

* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .

* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .

* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy shares, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in the UK by:

1) Spending it at car boot sales, or

2) Going to night clubs, or

3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

4) Beer or whisky or

5) Tattoos.

(These are the only UK businesses still operating in the U.K. )

Conclusion:

Be patriotic - go to a night club with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a car boot sale and drink beer day and night !

No need to thank me, I'm just glad that I could be of help.

(hat tip man from Castleford)

Those metrological folk and their lying machines

The Met Office Secret Predictions and the political implications



Lyrics

Those metrological folk and their lying machines

The tempreture goes Up, Tiddly, Up, Up.

And never Down, Tiddly, Down, Down.

They enchant Poloticians and steal all the scenes

With their temperatures Up, Tiddly, Up, Up

And never Down, Tiddly, Down, Down.

Up! never Down! lying around.

Bluffing the bluff and defying the crowd.

They're all, frightfully mean

Those metrological folk and their lying machines

Booker has a go at Slingo

The Met Office fries while the rest of the world freezes


” First it was a national joke. Then its professional failings became a national disaster. Now, the dishonesty of its attempts to fight off a barrage of criticism has become a real national scandal. I am talking yet again of that sad organisation the UK Met Office, as it now defends its bizarre record with claims as embarrassingly absurd as any which can ever have been made by highly-paid government officials.” – Christopher Booker

Anoneumouse at work today

The sign, would have origionaly read as VIEWPOINT, but hey, Bramley (thats more near to Bradford than Leeds) has gone down hill in recent years.



Hello Julia Slingo, this was, me, (Anoneumouse) tackling work at 150 ft (agl) in a local weather event today.

Corporate Manslaughter and Corporate Homicide Act 2007

Take note bitch, I have today, instructed my solicitors to take action that, in the event of my death in circumstances that can be attributed to or are associated with the misreporting or the inaccurate stating of weather events; that Julia Slingo or whoever at the Met Office state that the event cannot or will not happen in the past, present or future actually happens within a reasonable time from a contrary statement being reasonably stated in comparison to or by

Accuweather or Weatheraction

.COM

Fuck the Red Cross

And the Secretary of State

In a Glasgow Pavilion Theatre’s production The Magical Adventures of Robin Hood a character Nurse Poltis originally wore an outfit with red crosses on the hat and tunic.

But bosses were forced to change the outfit after being contacted by the British Red Cross – who revealed they were breaking the Geneva Conventions Act 1957 (c.52) and could face prosecution.

Section 6.
Use of Red Cross and other emblems.

(1) Subject to the provisions of this section, it shall not be lawful for any person, without the authority of the [Secretary of State], to use for any purpose whatsoever any of the following; that is to say—

(a) the emblem of a red cross with vertical and horizontal arms of the same length on, and completely surrounded by, a white ground, or the designation “Red Cross" or “Geneva Cross";

Oh yes, Anoneumouse Satire on a Saltire or V cross with the fucktards in Paisley

Here we present the red saltire or half a Fylfot (swastika) at 45 degrees

So what are the RED (fucking) CROSS going to do, when I start to submit my negative statements to HMRC with the emblem of a red cross i.e a (vertical and horizontal arms of the same length on, and completely surrounded by, a white ground).

VAT is a European Union TAX

The history of VAT in the European Union

On 11 April 1967 the first two VAT Directives were adopted, establishing a general, multi-stage but non-cumulative turnover tax to replace all other turnover taxes in the Member States.

However, the first two VAT Directives laid down only the general structures of the system and left it to the Member States to determine the coverage of VAT and the rate structure.

It was not until 17 May 1977 that the Sixth VAT Directive was adopted which established a uniform VAT coverage.

On 1 January 2007, the Sixth Directive was replaced by the VAT Directive (Directive2006/112/EC). It brings together the various provisions into one piece of legislation, so gives a clearer overview of EU VAT legislation currently in force.

The VAT Directive guarantees that the VAT contributed by each of the Member States to the Community's own resources can be calculated.

It still however, allows Member States many possible exceptions and derogations from the standard VAT coverage. Moreover, it does not set out the rates of VAT to be applied in Member States, only a minimum rate of 15% fixed until 31 December 2010.

Welcome to 2011
VAT is European Union TAX

The Avenue of the Dead

This particular post forms part of a scientific experiment that I am currently conducting.



You should be able to Google the result in 5 days time.
Professor Edward Acton, Wikipedophile. Wikipedophilia. If you suffer from wikileaks never wear light coloured trousers!

Crap of the year 2011

One thing that's not mentioned in the hype for the Nissan Leaf – which is being touted as the first "mass market" electric car – is that you'll need lots of CO2 emitting power stations.



ZERO EMISSION, its all bollocks.