Easing the Verbiage (that new EU Treaty)
The Contracting Parties
Conscious of the fact we screwed up in the first place.
Desiring to avoid screwing it up again…
Bearing in Mind that we couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery….
Recalling that we have been to many brewery get together's…
Bearing in Mind all of the above facts…
Taking Note of the fact that we have to avoid the democratic process.
Recalling what happened in 2005
Taking Note that the bastards in Ireland have a referendum clause in their constitution.
Stressing we don't give a shit…
Without Prejudice to Article 53 of the Vienna Convention on the Law of Treaties
Having agreed upon the following provisions.
Article 1.
"We is the European Union. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile."
Conscious of the fact we screwed up in the first place.
Desiring to avoid screwing it up again…
Bearing in Mind that we couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery….
Recalling that we have been to many brewery get together's…
Bearing in Mind all of the above facts…
Taking Note of the fact that we have to avoid the democratic process.
Recalling what happened in 2005
Taking Note that the bastards in Ireland have a referendum clause in their constitution.
Stressing we don't give a shit…
Without Prejudice to Article 53 of the Vienna Convention on the Law of Treaties
Having agreed upon the following provisions.
Article 1.
"We is the European Union. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile."
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