The Sphincter is twitching

In modern day mythology, the Sphincter sits in Brussels and asks a riddle to all who pass by. If they fail to solve the riddle, the Sphincter kills them, and if the passerby answers the riddle correctly, then the Sphincter will destroy itself.



The riddle:

"What is worth five times more in the morning, three in the afternoon and "fuck all" at night?"

The new Oedipus seems to have solved the riddle.