private sector workers

Millions of public sector workers in the UK are on strike over changes to their pensions. This has left millions of private sector workers asking “What the **** is a pension?”

Rikki Brown

RIKKILEAKS

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Getting you back to work to pay for our pension.

Free French, (bet fred)

When the Euro falls, how many Frenchmen do you think will say they were always euro sceptic.

I will give you 64 million to one 'against' if you are within 99.999999%

A certain William on the Hill v.Celtic Tigers R us (paddy power) evens

Classic Booker

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/christopherbooker/8917737/Is-the-global-warming-scare-the-greatest-delusion-in-history.html

Have I Got News For You

I want to be a Border Agency 'SCAB'

I feel it is my patriotic duty to volunteer my labour to break this scum bag strike and protect our borders.

In fact if the government want to set up a voluntary Territorial Reserve type service I will commit to joining it.

Fairness, absence of bias in specific realms

As an employer I make lots of money.

As an employee, you don't like that fact I make lots of money.

I wind up the business.

We are all unemployed

Follow up letter to my MP

Dear Mr Stevenson

Thank you for your letter of 17th November, which was in reply to mine of the 30th October.

Knowing of your Scottish education and your professional background, I can only assume you chose to be deliberately obtuse by referring to the male primogeniture element in our 'Rouge' Prime Ministers speech.

At the Commonwealth Heads of Government meeting in Australia, David Cameron announced the end of male primogeniture in the Royal succession, and of his intention to lift the ban on the Monarch being married to a Roman Catholic.

In your letter you were quite right to point out that the United Kingdom has never had a written constitution binding future legislative process. However, we do have an uncodified constitution, starting with the ENGLISH Parliaments recognition of the Declaration of Right.

So once again I refer you to The Treason Act 1702 (1 Anne stat. 2 c21). (And for the further Security of Her Majesties Person and the Succession of the Crown in the Protestant Line)*

The Declaration of Rights is the property of the People and the Crown, and THIS document stands in its own right as evidence of the Contract made between the People of England and the Crown of England, in the full absence of any parliament.

Once the Agreement had been made between William of Orange and those members of the general public that he had called to meet with him, William could claim a legitimate kingship and could then proceed to summon the lawful Parliament that was needed to restore the kingdom to a full semblance of normality.

It was made clear that all parliaments would be required to maintain the terms of the Settlement that had been agreed upon, and that the penalty for failing to maintain the terms of the Settlement would be the penalty imposed for treason.

The most important job of the first new Parliament was to create a Parliamentary Recognition of the Declaration of Rights - and the complete text of the Declaration of Rights was incorporated into an Act of Parliament that has entered into our history and our Statute Law as The Bill of Rights (December, 1689).

The Bill of Rights now provides the basis for the legality of all Statute Law and re-states the terms under which the Peoples of England; Wales & Northern Ireland have consented to be governed.

Scotland has its own Claim of Right (1689), which provides the basic law under which the People of Scotland have consented to be governed.

The Bill of Rights & The Claim of Right make provisions that are largely the same - and whilst these two documents are recognised to be Statutes of the Realm (and therefore 'Creatures of Parliament' & subject to repeal or amendment by Parliament), it must not be forgotten that the Declaration of Rights itself is NOT a 'Creature of Parliament' and is NOT subject to amendment and/or repeal by any parliament.

Anoneumouse

*The Treason Act 1702 (1 Anne stat. 2 c21)

III Endeavouring to hinder the Succession to the Crown according to the Limitations of Stat. and attempting the same by overt Act; High Treason. Limitations stated; and attempting the same by overt Act; High Treason. And for the further Security of Her Majesties Person and the Succession of the Crown in the Protestant Line and for extinguishing the Hopes of the pretended Prince of Wales and all other Pretenders and their open and secret Abettors if any Person or Persons . . .shall endeavour to deprive or hinder any Person who shall be the next in Succession to the Crown for the Time being according to the Limitations in an Act intituled An Act declaring the Rights and Liberties of the Subject and settling the Succession of the Crown and according to One other Act intituled An Act for the further Limitation of the Crown and better securing the Rights and Liberties of the Subject from succeeding after the Decease of Her Majesty (whom God long preserve) to the Imperial Crown of this Realm and the Dominions and Territories thereunto belonging according to the Limitations in the before mentioned Acts that is to say such Issue of Her Majesties Body as shall from time to time be next in Succession to the Crown if it shall please God Almighty to bless Her Majesty with Issue and during the Time Her Majesty shall have no Issue the Princess Sophia Electoress and Dutchess Dowager of Hanover and after the Decease of the said Princess Sophia the next in Succession to the Crown for the Time being according to the Limitation of the said Acts and the same malitiously advisedly and directly shall attempt by any overt Act or Deed every such Offence shall be adjudged High Treason and the Offender or Offenders therein their Abettors Procurers and Comforters knowing the said Offence to be done being thereof convicted or attainted according to the Laws and Statutes of this Realm shall be deemed and adjudged Traytors and shallbe liable to imprisonment for life . . . as in Cases of High Treason]

fannie CAMERON and freddie CLEGG

Taxpayers will underwrite mortgages totalling hundreds of millions of pounds under plans to “unblock” the housing market and revive the flagging economy. Telegraph

Should we bash our bishops

Christians around the world gather each Christmas to worship the “poor baby Jesus” asleep in the manger with no crib for his bed.

But the Bishops look inside that manger, and they do not see a poor baby at all.

They see a baby born into wealth because the kings visiting him have given him gold, frankincense and myrrh. They see a messiah with so much money that he needs an accountant to track his wealth. They see a saviour who wore clothes so expensive that the Roman soldiers who crucified him gambled with each other to own them after his death.

God bless the Bishops of England

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/8902244/Rowan-Williams-joins-bishops-protest-against-Coalitions-unjust-welfare-reforms.html

Where are we now

2011 pantomime season is nearly here

http://eureferendum.blogspot.com/2011/11/countdown-to-failure.html

New Olympic Event for 2012

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15724639

EU Summit Group Photo 2011

Cancer linked to the living

Scientists discover that cancer sometimes kills the living.

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Dr Joanna Owens of Cancer Research UK has said: "Large studies in humans have shown that humans who are alive and have done what humans have done for over 200,000 years can still get cancer and die.

Professor Phil Jones at the discredited University of East Anglia didn't comment.

The full text of the G20 final Communiqué

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the latest mink and bear ensamble

The current Euro Zone crisis is very much like the day that a foreign gentleman dressed in the latest mink and bear ensamble wandered into the 'stone age' village of Winchester with the secret for making bronze.

His name was Damocles and he cast a sword.

A classic 'Hácha Job'

Caught unawares by his high-risk gamble, says The Irish Times, Merkel and Sarkozy have summoned Papandreou to crisis talks in Cannes tomorrow. They will push for a quick implementation of the bailout deal ahead of the G20 summit.

Translation:

After carrying out a masterly maginot manoeuvre to prevent Greek army coup d'etat, Merkel and Sarkozy have summoned Papandreou for some "Háchaizing".

Lets hope he takes along his little bottle of 'Nitrolingual'

The Sphincter is twitching

In modern day mythology, the Sphincter sits in Brussels and asks a riddle to all who pass by. If they fail to solve the riddle, the Sphincter kills them, and if the passerby answers the riddle correctly, then the Sphincter will destroy itself.



The riddle:

"What is worth five times more in the morning, three in the afternoon and "fuck all" at night?"

The new Oedipus seems to have solved the riddle.