The real Hacker

“Hacker: Don't tell me about the press, I know exactly who reads the papers:

the Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
the Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
the Times is read by people who actually do run the country;
the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
the Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
the Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and the The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey: .....what about the people who read The Sun?

Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.