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The Seige Perilous
According to article 213 of the EU Treaty Commissioners,
When entering upon their duties they shall give a solemn undertaking that, both during and after their term of office, they will respect the obligations arising therefrom and in particular their duty to behave with integrity and discretion as regards the acceptance, after they have ceased to hold office, of certain appointments or benefits. In the event of any breach of these obligations, the Court of Justice may, on application by the Council or the Commission, rule that the Member concerned be, according to the circumstances, either compulsorily retired in accordance with Article 216 or deprived of his right to a pension or other benefits in its stead.
The power of The Seige Perilous is twofold.
First off, upon initial discovery, there is an almost magical moment where the world stops, the mind languishes in a state of 'cognitive dissonance', and things that were once commonplace now seem tinged with an almost alien peculiarity.
Once the observer is able to truly comprehend what has happened, a second mental state begins to emerge.
Rational behavior would dictate that the SHIT on top of the toilet seat should be disposed of by flushing it down the toilet. But, given the placement of the SHIT, we now have The Seige Perilous, how exactly is this to be accomplished?