piece of paper in his time

All he has managed to do is get the signatures from twelve other member states on an informal letter which simply re-affirms the Council (of Ministers) common position.
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I had a homo sexual relationship with Lord Marland

If the MSN wish to check you can contact me via the contact details on this site.

(Just check, he is usualy addressed in certain circles as rosey!)

coons, dagos, niggers, spicks and wogs

Why do I have to pay the bbc money to address these fuckers in a politically correct voice, when I can be myself and address the fuckers here??

Colin Blane (bbc)

Returns to Cumbria to masturbate.

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twitching arse hole

Or as my Grandad used to say..in moments of anguish. That made my 'sphincter twitch'

What do you mean Grandad?

Come on boy....you ever been so frightened that your arse hasn't done the 'half-crown, sixpence'

(This post is for Iain Dale when he googles 'half-crown, sixpence' that will be a real 3 shillings moment)

beached at breakfast

The Political Bigots are Out

They are on the BBC and the vast majority are from the LEFT of the political divide.

Cyber Attack

If your government is prepared to lie and mislead you about its defence and energy policy and it's costs, then you are entitled to rise up and kill the lying bastards.

In fact you are obliged by natural law to do so.

Our Tax System Explained:

Bar Stool Economics

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100. If they paid their bill the way we currently pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay £1.
The sixth would pay £3.
The seventh would pay £7.
The eighth would pay £12.
The ninth would pay £18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.
So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by £20.' Drinks for the ten now cost just £80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?'?

They realised that £20 divided by six is £3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).

The sixth now paid £2 instead of £3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay £5 instead of £7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid £9 instead of £12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid £14 instead of £18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid £49 instead of £59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the Pub, the men began to compare their savings. 'I only got a pound out of the £20,'declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got £10!' 'Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a pound, too.? It's unfair that he got ten times more than I got' 'That's true!! 'shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get £10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!' 'Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!'

So the nine men surrounded the tenth - and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks (what a surprise) so the nine sat down and had beers without him.

But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important.

They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill! And that, ladies and gentlemen, journalists and university professors, is how our tax system works.

The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction.

Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed. For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.

(For the record, first published here on Saturday, November 22, 2008)

Mussel and Mushroom Risotto

Cook as a mushroom risotto but in the last five minutes 'bung' in some big meaty mussels and a big heaped serving spoon of double cream.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

All Aboard

Rajendra Pachauri an Indian railway engineer rejected suggestions he should step down as chairman of the IPCC. The U.N. panel of climate scientists agreed today to push ahead with errors.

The Brothers

Back in 1974, the young brothers David and Edward Miliband are upstairs in their bedroom.

'You know what?' says David, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.'

The younger brother Edward who is 4 years old nods his head in approval, so David says, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?'

'Ok' Edward, agrees with enthusiasm..

The brothers mother walks into the kitchen and asks the young David what he wants for breakfast.

'Oh, shit mum, I don't know, I suppose I'll have some Coco Pops'

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She then looked at Edward and asked with a stern voice, ' And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?'

'I don't know,' he blubbers, 'but it won't be fucking Coco Pops'

Wankers of Britain Unite

Today in true Eaton style, David Cameron urged Britons to "pull together" and echoing the World War I rallying call: "Your country needs you."



"Come on: let's pull together. Let's come together....."

I believe in fairies

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "I want to die after Ed Miliband gets the Labour Party
re-elected to the Government of Britain!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

(hat-tip a man from Castleford)

Albania Mourns

Wisdom

BBC licence fee under threat

Family allowance cuts means, BBC licence fee will not be paid.

Chris Bryant...can suck my cock

Friday night is Labour whore night...Saturday is, I am a Labour whore.

If Ed wants head.