I don't read the Guardian

Daily Telegraph

The real embarrassment....is it has taken the great and the good.....three years to tell us... the great unwashed that, they 'the great and ahe good' are moraly corrupt and will FUCK you with TAXES.

Say three hail Mary's and slide graciously onto the dildo of life

Institute for Fiscal Studies

Local Newspaper.......claim to fame

A CUMBRIAN soldier has been killed in Afghanistan.

Perception

Has anyone wondered does the RH Lord Peter Mandleson take it up the arse or give it up the arse?

Is he a taker or a fighter?

In the gay world there is a difference!

Ok, I am a sad old bastard and I listern to radio 4 on a Saturday night

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shite.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on in a sandwich.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

NDM-1 brought to you by dirty PAKIES

Q: How would I know if I had it?

So far, many of the UK cases have been in patients who have recently travelled to....Pakistan for medical treatment and who caught the infection while there.

But, some of these patients have passed the infection on to others in UK hospitals upon their return.

The infections have ranged from mild to severe - and some have been fatal.

Two types of bacteria have been host to NDM-1: the gut bacterium E.coli and another that can invade the lungs called Klebsiella pneumonia. Both can lead to urinary tract infections and blood poisoning.

Infections such as these would usually be spotted in patients by medics.

BBC News

Q: Can its spread be stopped?

Experts say the way to stop it is through surveillance, rapid identification and isolation of any hospital patients who are infected.

So what about adding immigration control to the mix?

A proper job for the UK Border Agency.

For what it's worth...Milked

The milk bared boy is tough and strong
Always gets his policy stance wrong.

Cameron's shambles‎