Kiss my arse Hardy!

The chief of Royal Navy personnel said yesterday that it was "unhealthy" that until recently gay sailors had been forced to keep their sexuality secret.

Vice-Admiral Adrian Johns revealed the Navy's new attitude towards homosexuals before giving a speech entitled "Reaping the rewards of a gay-friendly workplace." Daily Telegraph



Hello Sailor, where have you been. The Royal Navy has always been gay friendly, obviously you have never been invited to seek the Golden Rivet

And just to show there is no inter-service rivalry, "there are fairies at the bottoms of our guardsmen"
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