I am not a Cell Phone Number

'Alan Marsh' gave me a Scottish £5 note.

and 'Yes' dear readers, that is the signature of Donald J. Trump.

I met 'Big Al' (An old 'Weegie' with a wicked sense of humour.) this Wednesday afternoon,  when a Pal and I dropped off a Rally Car in Kilmarnock.

Damn the black bluster

I will not conform (Romans 12:2)

We invite them on the Beaches

We invite them on the Beaches

Self Observation

My anger manifests itself through my clipart.

However, So does my joy, my peace, my strength.

It is all dependent on the quantity of Tonic in my Gin.

Bottoms up, salute, prost, Chin chin

Planet of BLM

A new statue to education

A teacher friend of mine  once asked a class of kids "why Winston Churchill was famous".

One bright kid at the back of the class answered

Because he was the last white man called Winston

Back to the Exit Ramp

The D-DAY bIDET

Font of Useless Knowledge

"Here's to bullfrogs on the mill pond"
  My little Margie, (Season 2 episode 12) Hillbilly Margie (12th February 1953)

Twitter Storm

Follow the Donald

Locked Down Toast

Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise and join me in a toast.

To the Grape and the Man who squeezed it.

The New Brick in the Wall

THE European Union has been warned it is "high time" for its leaders to decide whether to remain aligned with the United States or expand ties with China in the aftermath of the coronavirus pandemic.