The Time Machine
Barack Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
Obama goes first. “What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent,There is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”
Cameron thinks ?? It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks: “What will England be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it. “Come on David” says Barack, “What does it say”
Cameron replies, “Buggered if I know! It's not in English!”
Obama goes first. “What will the USA be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent,There is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries”
Cameron thinks ?? It's not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks: “What will England be like in 100 years time?”
The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he just stares at it. “Come on David” says Barack, “What does it say”
Cameron replies, “Buggered if I know! It's not in English!”
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