Tits UP

If you have any money in a bank, I would suggest you quietly but quickly withdraw it and place it under you mattress. better still buy bake beans and gold

The whole monetary system is about to go tits up.

Euroreichsteuer

Adopt a Pachauri

Pressure is mounting for Rajendra Pachauri to resign as head of the UN climate change panel over fears that his increasingly troubled tenure is hampering efforts to halt global warming.



Read more at the BBC

The Westminster Spiv

Vince Cable the Secretary of State for Business said today that "Markets are often irrational or rigged," "So I am shining a harsh light into the murky world of corporate behaviour.

I agree, so I will shine some light on some of Vince's murky behaviour



It was back in 2006 that the EU commissioner for the internal market, at the time Charlie McCreevy, told Member State governments across the European Union that they must scrap their monopoly on delivering letters by 2009.

EU Directives for the regulation of Royal Mail

Directive 97/67/EC of the European Parliament and of the Council of 15 December 1997 (came into force in February 1998)

Directive 2002/39/EC of the European Parliament and of the Council of 10 June 2002 amending Directive 97/67/EC

Directive 2008/6/EC of the European Parliament and the Council of 20 February 2008 amending the initial Postal Directive 97/67/EC as amended by Directive 2002/39/EC

Prior to the implementation of the 1997 European Union Directive, the UK postal service sector was governed by the Post Office Acts of 1953 and 1969 and the Telecommunications Act 1981. This legislation set out the responsibilities of the British Government towards postal services and gave the Post Office its powers and duties.

The Postal Services Act 2000 (PSA) implemented the 1997 European Union Directive in the UK. Statutory Instrument 2002 No. 3050 amended the PSA to take account of the changes required by the 2002 European Union Directive.

Dengue Durbar

http://www.frontline.in/stories/20101008272003300.htm

Whipped up into a frenzy

Tomorrow I am going to find a cat and place it in a wheelie bin.

Update: I found one tonight so I did it.

Papal Bull

Anglo Saxon dictionary

'Shit'....expressed verbally (and in writing) by the Pope.

Shit is usually considered a vulgarity and profanity in Modern English. As a noun it refers to fecal matter (excrement) and as a verb it means to defecate or defecate in; in the plural ("the shits") it means diarrhea. Shite is also a common variant in British English and Ireland English.[1] As a slang term, it has many meanings, including: nonsense, foolishness, something of little value or quality, trivial and usually boastful or inaccurate talk, or a contemptible person. It may also be used as an expression of annoyance, surprise or anger.

BULL Shit

Global Climate Disruption

FUCK the POPE

Or more politely

The Bishop of Rome hath no jurisdiction in this Realm of England.

Article XXXVII of the 39 Articles of Religion.
"The King's Majesty hath the chief power in this Realm of England, and other his Dominions, unto whom the chief Government of all Estates of this Realm, whether they be Ecclesiastical or Civil, in all causes doth appertain, and is not, nor ought to be, subject to any foreign Jurisdiction. Where we attribute to the King's Majesty the chief government, by which Titles we understand the minds of some slanderous folks to be offended; we give not our Princes the ministering either of God's Word, or of the Sacraments, the which thing the Injunctions also lately set forth by Elizabeth our Queen do most plainly testify; but that only prerogative, which we see to have been given always to all godly Princes in holy Scriptures by God himself; that is, that they should rule all estates and degrees committed to their charge by God, whether they be Ecclesiastical or Temporal, and restrain with the civil sword the stubborn and evil-doers.

The Bishop of Rome hath no jurisdiction in this Realm of England.

The Laws of the Realm may punish Christian men with death, for heinous and grievous offences.

It is lawful for Christian men, at the commandment of the Magistrate, to wear weapons, and serve in the wars."

The 39 Articles, which were drawn up by the church in convocation in 1563. An Act of Parliament ordered subscription to them by the clergy in 1571. They were confirmed in and by, the Act of Uniformity of 1662, the Bill of Rights 1689 and the Act of Settlement 1701. They were consolidated, as fundamental and unchangeable by the Treaty of the Union 1707.

The Lord Chancellor (Lord Irvine of Lairg) 2d July 2002 "As to the Act of Settlement, in whole or in part, I repeat that I believe that there is no clear and pressing need for repeal or reform".

The Lord Chancellor (Lord Irvine of Lairg) 15th July 2002. Yes the provisions of the Act of Settlement 1701 where incorporated within the union of Scotland Act 1706

Spot Betting

A friend who works in Hong Kong has just 'txt' me to let me know that some of his Italian collages are betting big on the spot betting market that, Lewis Hamilton will crash out in the first two laps of the Italian Grand Prix. He reckons it is big big money that is being laid.

BBC, Any Questions

I have just been informed (a reliable source) that the audience for tonight's Any Questions is made up of 20% of people who arrived on a coach from the Morley and Outwood constituency.

Perhaps the BBC will comment in tomorrows Any Answers

You say Koran, I say Quaran.

By the way, should Muslim foster parents be allowed to adopt homosexual babies?

"Google Instant," or predictive, real-time search results.

Oh Fuck..old man Dies.

NEWS... old man was father of important person.

And..............................corps disposed of

life continues as normal.

Google first, Google fucked

Dick in the Dock

Andy Hayman.

'pipe bomb' an "alternative vote"

Discuss....................!?

Roger Harrabin....humorist

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00tmcz3

guff 4

Whig and Peer

6th September 2010

Ok....I am formally registering, on the internet, the above phrase as copyright of Anoneumouse

So......who is it going to be?

What is wrong with this logic!

Allah (peace upon his cotton socks) punished the people of Pakistan with the floods because of corruption of it's cricket players?

http://cartoonistsatish.blogspot.com/2010/09/why-pakistan-govt-pcb-are-defending.html

Love lends a hand

Croocket

I game practiced in the English speaking world.