From the Cave

Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said the England Team performance on Sunday was completely SHIT.

British intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.

England has a new coach

It will pick them up from heathrow airport after the Germans win

The Enema

Fabrico Crapello

The England coach Fabio Capello has banned the ear-splitting Vuvuzelas from the team hotel, expressing annoyance over the repeated sounds of the instrument.

Chris Huhne: thinking outside of the box

Energy secretary Chris Huhne leaves wife after admitting affair‎

You could say....it's a sort of energy saving

Sat Tired

Are you Inspired by Muhammad

Welcome to Inspired by Muhammad. A site dedicated to exploring the inspirational teachings of the Prophet.

http://www.inspiredbymuhammad.com/

Bruses or Bruges

In a message dated 07/06/2010 22:01:59 GMT Daylight Time, robert@brugesgroup.com writes:

Is the eurozone breaking up? Wednesday, 14th July 2010



My reply

Hey...this is hind site...it broke up on the 30th of June when Germany released it's pre-printed Euro Marks.

In a message dated 07/06/2010 22:12:02 GMT Daylight Time, robert@brugesgroup.com writes: Thank you for your e-mail, unfortunately the euro does still remain the legal tender for the eurozone and all that this entails.

My reply

It would appear that you didn't read my email before your automated type response.

You are proposing that on the (14th of July) a discussion about the Euro breakup.

I am informing you that by the 30th of June it will have broken up

In other words on the 14th of July it wont be the legal tender of the eurozone You will only be discussing the scattered entrails.


In a message dated 07/06/2010 22:35:48 GMT Daylight Time, robert@brugesgroup.com writes: I did read your e-mail, I just feel that the reality is that the euro will be in place beyond that date.

Who wants to place a bet?
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Not Mandelson

Business Secretary Vince Cable says he'll force banks to lend more money to small businesses.



‘The first thing you may have noticed is that I am not Peter Mandelson,’ began newly-anointed Business Secretary Vince Cable during his first major speech. ‘For one thing, I am a better dancer'.

Judith Dakers (AKA Judith Gale)

Marriage vows, as sincere as the statement on your divorce petition.
Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
ché la diritta via era smarrita.

Mezzo Cammin
Half my life is gone, and I have let
The years slip from me and have not fulfilled
The aspiration of my youth, to build
Some tower of song with lofty parapet.
Not indolence, nor pleasure, nor the fret
Of restless passions that would not be stilled,
But sorrow, and a care that almost killed,
Kept me from what I may accomplish yet;
Though, half-way up the hill, I see the Past
Lying beneath me with its sounds and sights,--
A city in the twilight dim and vast,
With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights,--
And hear above me on the autumnal blast
The cataract of Death far thundering from the heights.

Inappropriate salutations??

Only in England

Only in a country like England, where the people have been systematically disarmed, can a killer go about like a fox among chickens. (or as was the pigeon ladies)

Israel should respond by recognising the Kurdish nation.

Did you know it is still illegal to use the letters W, Q or X – part of the Kurdish, but not the Turkish, alphabet.

The Kurds took up arms against the Turkish state in 1984 with the aim of creating an independent homeland in the mainly Kurdish southeast of the country. So far more than 40,000 people have died in the conflict.

And the European Union want Turkey to become a member state !??

On a daily basis, hundreds of Kurdish women and children die of hunger, disease and poverty in South East Turkey. Turkey continues to commit gross human rights violations against its own Kurdish population.

Hopefully, in near future the countless deaths of innocent Kurdish civilians in southeast Turkey will also draw a modicum of attention by global media and international organisations such as The European Union and The United Nation to convene an emergency meeting to discuss and address the Kurdish dilemma in the worsening politcal situation in Turkey.