Argy Déjà Vu

Hand back Falklands, Venezuela tells Blair

Falklands unrest as BBC cans radio show

Argentina 'arrests' British squid trawler

Falkland fear as Argentina steps up show of strength

A third of British forces 'not ready for action'


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The Tory Party Claws 4

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Dormez vous? Frère Jacques, Kiddie Fiddling.

Lessons on the European Union to give school children in all 25 member states an "apprenticeship" as Europeans, are being proposed by France.

The proposal is one of more than a dozen drawn up by President Jacques Chirac's government to create new "momentum" with a "Europe of projects". The Daily Telegraph


EU=mc11

Where EU is the immovable object and (mc) is mass corruption. However, please note, this equation has not been tested for 11 years.
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New Labour 'Beating' Electoral Fraud.

Harriet Harman the Elections Minister says "electoral fraud is extremely rare" but is expected to announce today, that Falsely applying for a postal or proxy vote will become a crime under new laws intended to combat electoral fraud. Reuters



"For a long time domestic violence has been a crime that has been hidden away, but we are determined to bring it out into the open and tackle its root causes" Home Office

So, in this, our multicultural society, what new law is this Government going to introduce, to prevent the man of the house legally applying for postal votes for all the family and then 'beating' the shit out of them until they put their mark in the box for the Party that he wants them to vote for?

Postal Voting encourages Domestic Violence. Report Domestic Violence, it is a crime.
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Suitable for Chicken's

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Le poulet est éteint, Achetez Le Boeuf Britannique

Chicken is off, buy British Beef


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Sour Nestlé, "The Milkyakbar Kid"

The Milky akbar kid is tough and strong, and only the best has a bomb. The sourest milk, the whitest bar, the badness that's in a sour Nestlé Milkyakbar.



In Switzerland Paul Polman, the financial director of Nestlé, told the Dutch newspaper NRC-Handelsblad yesterday that Nestlé regrets running an ad earlier this month in a Saudi newspaper in which the company stressed that it is Swiss and not Danish. “We are very sorry about this,” Mr Polman said. “This should not have happened.” The ad was published earlier this month on the front page of Asharqal-Awsat. In the ad Nestlé said it does not use milk powder from Denmark.
Hat tip the Brussels Journal
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Plaid it again Sam

It seems Adam Price MP has been imbibing on the fruits of the Welsh poppy

PLAID CYMRU is to become the first political party with its own "sonic logo".

Plaid Cymru MP Adam Price, whose brainchild the sonic logo is, said, It's part of product branding. We will be using it for the first time in our party political broadcast on Friday evening, with five seconds at the beginning and five seconds at the end. It will also be available for members and supporters as a ring tone."

Suggested "ring tones" in the comments section please

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Information, Tunbridge Securitas Depot

Here is a tip for the Police, contact the DVLA and ask them if there had been a request for the name and address in relation to the car of the Manager of the Tunbridge Securitas Depot.

DVLA sells your details to criminals

If this eventually comes out in court, then send the reward to Neil Herron

Mines a pint Neil
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Iraq curfew Akbar

Iraq's government has put Baghdad and three provinces under curfew for much of Friday as it tries to curb violence sparked by an attack on a Shia shrine.
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MEP slammed for denying Holocaust

MEP and an ally of Silvio Berlusconi, questions the existence of the Nazi gas chambers.

Luca Romagnoli made the remarks on Italian television. "You ask me if the gas chambers existed. Frankly, I have no way of confirming or denying it," he told the Sky-TG24 rolling news channel

It will be interesting to see what wins out here. The international arrest Warrant or European Parliamentary immunity.
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David Cameron clause 4 moment

David Cameron has been told that senior figures such as Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, and Silvio Berlusconi, the Italian Prime Minister, are threatening to cut bilateral relations. If he pulls out of the EPP The Times



Don't worry about it David, these people have lived in this shit for so long they don't notice the smell. Just get William to don the gas mask and send him back in to drag the buggers out.

This is your clause 4 moment
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Did he just shake his tac tics at me

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The spirit of fascism is alive and well

The spirit of fascism is alive and well and is residing in the state of Austria. Austria and its legal system demonstrated today, that if you voice an opinion contrary to that of the state, then they will detain you in a concentration centre.

Now I don't believe for one moment, that the opinion of David Irvine is correct, but it is only an opinion (a thought)

So, for today only

I say, ney I write, for all the world to see "gas chambers did not exist in Auschwitz"

I think I had better turn down any talking invitations by the old comrades of regiment "Der Führer",

Heil von Stauffenberg (can I still write that? or is that glorification of terrorism?)
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Fun and Mentalism

The calligraphy is the logo of The Iranian Academy of Art


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Al-Jazeerah (satire on satire) Irony

Al-Jazeerah the Arab News Agency publishes a cartoon of Mohammed represented as an American soldier.

To get the Joke, Al-Jazeerah are assuming that its readers have looked upon the original Danish cartoon and therefor they are guilty of Blasphemy


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Glorification (humour or intent)

(click on image for full story)

I believe, that what this man did, was correct and justified. I would encourage anybody who found themselves in the similar situation to do the same.

Anyway, while you ponder that, I will go and indulge in a little bedtime reading Legislative and Regulatory Reform Bill
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I was acting in good faith

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Britain Akbar

Is a Mosque a public place


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Yawm al-Hubb

“When the souls quiver in the shade of the rattling chest at that moment then you will know for certain that all of this was nothing more than a delusion.”
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No to ID Cards

Classic contrôlée

The European Commission is convening an emergency wine summit to tackle the European Union's surplus of four billion bottles, which swallows up €1.2 billion to €1.6 billion (£810 million to £1 billion) of taxpayers' money each year. The Daily Telegraph


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Saturday night at the Alhambra

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Britain Akbar

We few, we happy few, we band of Cartoonists;
For he this week that sheds his ink with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall infidel his condition;
And gentlemen of the Press now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Jyllands-Posten week.




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Must have an Arabian Night

The latest public figure to stand accused of defiling the Prophet Mohamed is not some Danish cartoonist, or French newspaper editor, but a hapless British Page 3 girl called Emma B. The Independent

In a letter from The Manchester Central Mosque
"You have no idea how much hurt, anguish, and disgust this obnoxious phrase ["Mustafa Shag"] has caused to Muslim men, women and children,"



As the phrase ["Mustafa Shag"] is to be found in the Ann Summers catalogue, it makes one wonder what is to be found on a muslim family coffee table. You trying to tell me, the thrusting "Rampant Rabbit" is ok for the children to view.



Well, I guess we have all read about Mohammed's proclivity
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Mohammed found in Egypt

According to Rantings of a Sandmonkey Egyptian Newspaper published the Mohammed Cartoons on Monday the 17th of October 2005


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Sinn Fein Geld

Sinn Fein is to receive £500,000 in House of Commons allowances after MPs passed a Government motion to have them restored.



It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: --
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."
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Return to flop flop politics

Tony Blair and David Cameron returned to the art of Punch & Judy during PMQ's today. Each of them accused the other of 'flip-flopping' in the way they have performed U-turns in policy.
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Flaggo Souvenir lighter

Fed up with Scandinavian matches, want to impress your friends and add a touch of class to your flag burning hobby? Then why not invest in a stylishly and tastefully designed Flaggo. (Made in Iran)

And if this is not stylish enough for you, then for those with misappropriated funds to spare, we have the solid 18 ct gold Flaggo



If you live out side of Gaza, normal EU tariffs apply (nudge nudge wink wink)
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Fun and Mentalism

are we spreading a little happiness or operating beyond the margarine of common ethics


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I see no quips

It was on board HMS Elephant, during the Battle of Copenhagen, that Nelson famously put his telescope up to his blind eye and maintained he could not read the signal.

Can anyone else see the elephant in the room?
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Peaceful Protest

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It's my Mission Creep

JACK McConnell is to be investigated by Westminster MPs over his attempts to extend Scottish Executive influence across the globe.

The First Minister has declared that he intends to flex his muscles more openly against the UK government, and declared bluntly last week that he felt little enthusiasm for being British. The Scotsman
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Undercover cop disarms cartoon

Further arrests to follow


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(saw) & (ra)sher

and what did Mohammed (god save his bacon) have to say?

"The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr."



"This day, there is no REPROOF against you and you are all free." "This day" "I trample under my feet all distinctions between man and man, all hatred between man and man."
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If Islam made lager

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Freedom go to Hell

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And now for something completely different

Trilogy of Mutton "Prince of Wales". or as the Daily Telegraph puts it Mutton dressed as glam

The event............the inaugural dinner of the Mutton Renaissance Club, 100 or so dedicated fans overseeing the meat's journey from farm to fork, and whose aim is to restore it as one of the nation's favourites.


The Prince said it was a "tragedy" mutton had fallen out of favour.
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The Times publishes Profit Cartoon.

View here
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South Park (Super Best Friends)

The television cartoon South Park aired an episode on July 4, 2001 called Super Best Friends. In it, the founders of the world's great religions -- including Mohammed -- team up for super-hero action. Mohammed (seen here) is depicted repeatedly throughout the show. The entire episode can be viewed online here.
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Seasoning Greetings

This link will take you to an archive of numerous depictions of Mohammed, to serve as a reminder that such imagery has been part of Western and Islamic culture since the Middle Ages -- and to serve as a resource for those interested in freedom of expression.
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Freedom in Paradise or Saving your Bacon

Newspapers in France and Germany reprinted Danish caricatures of the Prophet Mohammed, saying press freedom was more important than the protests and boycotts the cartoons have sparked across the Muslim world.



I agree
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