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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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Judge says science is flawed.

Say the following out loud

One one thousand, two one thousand, three one thousand, four one thousand, five one thousand, six one thousand, seven one thousand.

Now watch this video and start counting from the time the nice policeman first encounters the naughty lady and then slaps the same naughty lady across the face to the time he withdraws his baton and whacks her across the legs.



What District Judge Daphne Wickham is saying in the Smellie case, is that this particular Policeman (Delroy Smellie) is as 'thick as two short planks' or Hick’s Law is wrong.

Reaction time (RT) is the elapsed time between the presentation of a sensory stimulus and the subsequent behavioural response

The law is usually expressed by the formula RT = a + b log2(n + 1), where a and b are constants representing the intercept and slope of the function, and n is the number of alternatives.

Reaction Time and cognitive ability
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That foundation poster


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God has a sense of humour

On the day that the House of Commons science and technology committee reports on it's investigation in to the behaviour of the Climatic Research Unit (CRU) at the University of East Anglia (UEA)

God serves up his own White Wash



The parliamentary select committee was scathing about the "standard practice" among the climate science community of not routinely releasing all its raw data and computer codes – something the committee's chair, Phil Willis MP, described as "reprehensible". He added: "That practice needs to change and it needs to change quickly."

The committee chairman went on to say "There was no evidence to challenge the "scientific consensus" that global warming is induced by human activities".

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

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Go Compare


Monday, March 29, 2010

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The Three Graces

Or £9 short of a Tenner

Saturday, March 27, 2010

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Five Pledges



Wednesday, March 24, 2010

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BOWTIME



http://gardenspace.newarchaeology.com/make_cider.php

As John Prescott would say, drink beer........you can still have Rosie without cider.

Monday, March 22, 2010

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I have a 9" penis

Why is it that women of the left, in their political persuasion, fascinated by men of the right with a big dicks?

Discuss

Sunday, March 21, 2010

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Parliament...institutionally corrupt

First the expenses scandal and now...



Cash for influence scandal

Saturday, March 20, 2010

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World Wildlife Fund




This weeks Christopher Bookers Sunday Telegraph Column

However, if you want the full background to the story then click here

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

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Courage

It doesn't take courage to die in an Afghanistan road side explosion.

However, It takes courage to enlist in the first place and then go out on patrol in a war zone supplied with inadequate equipment.

Brown Lies
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MY NEW CAR

I bought a new car and returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Rolling Stones,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Arse Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the Prime Minister, Mr. Gordon Brown......."

Damn, I love this car...
(hat tip a man from Castleford)
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Message for Ed

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

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How to rip off your Neighbours

Everyone in the UK and all terrorists across the world know that, the British government doesn't pay ransoms.

So, taking your child to Pakistan, under the pretence of a visit to his Grandma and arranging for his kidnapping is not going to secure money from the British government.

However, you arrange for the kidnapping of your child anyway and because your local home community know that the government will not help financially, they [fellow ethnics] take pity on you; you raise the cash in the name of Allah.

Your brothers uncle gets his cohorts to baby sit the child for 10 days.

AND

£100,000 paid to release the child, Allah be praised.

Monday, March 15, 2010

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Daft or Dildo's

I WANDERED lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills with precipice,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of ;global warming scientists
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Ve haf vays of making you walk!

Sir Liam Donaldson, the Chief Medical Officer, has recommended that all children should undergo a “beep test”, a series of timed shuttle runs which can be used to measure stamina and fitness.



Ah yes.........Strength Through Joy

Saturday, March 13, 2010

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Hadrian's CO2 Fest

Tonight Hadrian's Wall was lit from end to end by a team of 1000 volunteers holding flaming torches.

The "line of light" followed the 84-mile walking trail, which shadows the route of the Roman wall between what was Scotland and the borders of Cumberland and Northumberland. Volunteers, each holding a gas-powered beacon, stood at 820ft intervals, between Wallsend and Bowness-on-Solway



Organisers described the response for volunteers as "overwhelming", with people travelling from as far afield as Canada and Australia to take part in the CO2 emission fest.

SPQR
Small Pollution, Questionable Relevance



Global Warming alarmists contend that the degree of global warmth over the latter part of the 20th century was greater than it has been at any other time over the past one to two millennia, because this contention helps support their claim that what they call the "unprecedented" temperatures of the past few decades were CO2-induced.

Hence, they cannot tolerate the thought that the medieval warm period of a thousand years ago could have been just as warm as, or even warmer than, it has been recently, especially since there was so much less CO2 in the air a thousand years ago than there is now.

Likewise, they are equally loath to admit that temperatures of the Roman Warm Period of two thousand years ago may also have rivaled, or exceeded, those of the recent past, since atmospheric CO2 concentrations at that time were also much lower than they are today. As a result, global warming alarmists rarely even mention the Roman Warm Period

Friday, March 12, 2010

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Don't waste Your vote

The following are European Union Competence's which the UK Government, supported in Parliament by the 3 main parties, have signed away

The next Government cannot legislate upon.

Competition, Trade, Asylum and Immigration, Foreign Affairs, Industrial Policy, Agriculture, Fisheries, Energy, Transport, Regional Government, Consumer Health, Social and Employment Policy, Justice and Home Affairs.



And although the NHS, is not a European Union competence, it is neither the sole competence of the Westminster Parliament.

The European Union regional councils of North and West Britain have jurisdiction for their own health services. Welsh Health Service, English Health Service, Scottish Health Service

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

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HELLO...Recep Tayyip Erdogan

An English artist whose work was found to have mocked Turkey's prime minister has been handed a fine in place of a jail term. Michael Dickinson, 59, originally from County Durham, created "Good Boy" which showed Recep Tayyip Erdogan as a dog.

During the hearing today, the prosecutor had insisted he should face a custodial sentence for his cartoon.

The judge ruled that he had insulted the prime minister and handed him the prison term, which he then commuted to a fine equivalent to about £3,000.



Well, Mr Recep Tayyip Erdogan, you will have to join the European Union and then get an 'EU arrest warrant' to get me.

Because as sure as dogs bollocks is dogs bollocks I wont be going to Turkey any time soon.

Saturday, March 06, 2010

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Microsoft

I do not want to download European Union inspired software updates from Microsoft (KB976002).

How can I delete this unsolicited download without having to install it on my personal computer?
Your customer support request # is 1126739598.



It is my privately owned computer (personal propery), MINE, not the European Unions and certainly not its vassal STATE that is the United Kingdom but mine as an individual.

Surely, as an individual; I have a human right (Article 8) not to install shit that is imposed on others by the European Union (the Lisbon Treaty made the EU a public authority).

NEXT, You will be trying to tell me that Global Warming exists because the CRU at the university of East Anglia uses a windows software package.
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Brown surprise visit to Afghanistan

Gordon Brown has made an unannounced visit to troops in Afghanistan following criticism of his testimony to the Iraq inquiry on Friday.



In what is likely to be his last trip to Afghanistan before the general election, the prime minister visited Camp Bastion in Helmand province to ask 4,000 UK troops to vote Labour

Friday, March 05, 2010

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Etymology

Polo is a team sport in which the objective is to score goals against an opposing team.

A Tick, is a small, blood-sucking mite. Normally it lives on blood from larger animals, but also attach itself to humans.

Politics

It's Party time.
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Scorchio

The Met Office has dropped its long-term seasonal forecasts after the fiasco of last year’s predictions of a ‘barbecue summer’ and mild winter.

Explaining its decision, the Met Office released a statement which said: "By their nature, forecasts become less accurate the further out we look.



Prof Julia Slingo said, "Trying to do a seasonal forecast for the UK is really hard.”

Meanwhile not a hundred miles from Copenhagen



A passenger ferry with nearly 1,000 people on board broke free from heavy pack ice that had trapped it for hours in the Baltic Sea of Sweden’s east coast. Dozens of other ships remained stuck and awaiting assistance

Thursday, March 04, 2010

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Election Broadcast 2010

"I must tell you that a socialist policy is abhorrent to British ideas on freedom. There is to be one State, to which all are to be obedient in every act of their lives. This State, once in power, will prescribe for everyone: where they are to work, what they are to work at, where they may go and what they may say, what views they are to hold, where their wives are to queue up for the State ration, and what education their children are to receive. A socialist state could not afford to suffer opposition - no socialist system can be established without a political police. They (the Labour government) would have to fall back on some form of Gestapo".

Winston Churchill, election broadcast (1945)

13 more years anyone?
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England Expects

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

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General Election

Are you a first time voter?

Watch this



Once you have voted, the scumbags you vote into power, will find new ways to take you freedoms and your money.

Good luck
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what to wear to a funeral

Monday, March 01, 2010

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Death of a Patriot

Yesterday, David Cameron issued a rallying cry to the Conservatives and said it was the party's "patriotic duty" to win the general election.



Well Mr Cameron, I am a Patriot.......

No Referendum......NO VOTE
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