Saturday, May 30, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
"Is that nice Mr Cameron going to save us all from the big nasty Mr Brown mummy?" she enquired,
Find out by clicking Here
Tuesday, May 26, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
In the mean time I am reading up on the Vienna Convention on the Law of Treaties .
Sunday, May 24, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
The Political Stool
Saturday, May 23, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
The Concernedabit Party
That failed to satisfy many constituents.
Friday, May 22, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Thursday, May 21, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Bill Wiggin MP for Leominster
Wednesday, May 20, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Down the Tubes
The House of Lords is fucked
The Economy is fucked
The Country is fucked
And Pringles are potato crisps
Tuesday, May 19, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Monday, May 18, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Ben Chapman MP for Wirral South
Ben Chapman, a Labour MP, admitted last night that he was allowed to continue claiming for interest payments on his entire mortgage after repaying £295,000 of the loan in 2002.
Over 10 months the arrangement allowed Mr Chapman to receive £15,000 for the part of the home loan which had been paid off. Last night, he said he would not give back the money.
Sunday, May 17, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
a clean sheet
Saturday, May 16, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
How it's done
All three go with the parliamentary official to examine the fence.
The Penrith contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about £9000: £4000 for materials, £4000 for my crew and £1000 profit for me."
The Workington contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for £7000: £3000 for materials, £3000 for my crew and £1000 profit for me."
The Carlisle contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the MP and whispers, "£17,000."
The MP, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The Carlisle contractor whispers back, Elliot Morley the Environment Minister has declared it flood damage "£5000 for me, £5000 for you, and we hire the guy from Workington to fix the wall."
"Done!" replies the MP.
David Chaytor MP for Bury North
Friday, May 15, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Letter to the Queen
Her Majesty The Queen,
As a loyal subject, I am seriously concerned about the House of Commons, in relation to the scandal over Members of Parliament and their expenses. This has caused great upset and our democracy is in danger.
I am of the view that the Country needs a Parliament with a new mandate from your people.
May I respectfully request that you speak to the Prime Minister and suggest to him that because of the level of disgust within the Country, over the issue of expenses which involves all political parties, that Parliament should be dissolved and a general election called.
Thursday, May 14, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Her Majesty should dissolve this Pork Parliament.
"The Prime Minister replaced the sovereign as actual head of the Executive when the choice of Prime Minister no longer lay with the sovereign; the sovereign lost the choice when strongly organised, disciplined parties came into existence and party discipline depends primarily on the degree to which the member depends on the party for his seat"
Sir Lewis Namier. Historian. (1952).
Wednesday, May 13, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Elliot Morley MP for Scunthorpe
Tuesday, May 12, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
The Prime Minister unveils anti-crime strategy
Shadow minister James Brokenshire described such an idea as "absurd".
And as for stories today about SOCA’s impact on drug running, they should be treated with caution; the rising street price of cocaine probably has more to do with the weak pound than better enforcement.
Monday, May 11, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
And Another Thing
Sunday, May 10, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Research for the Mail on Sunday found the Labour party's support had dropped three points over the past month to just 23% - even lower than when Michael Foot was leader of the Labour party in the 1980s.
The dire position was reinforced by a separate YouGov poll for the Sunday Times, which suggested Labour's support had tumbled 7% to 27% - 16 points behind the Conservatives.
The news is likely to heighten anxiety among Labour MPs over whether Crash Gordon is the right man to lead them.
The Human Body
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
Saturday, May 09, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
4. MEMBERSHIP:- Membership of the Party shall be open to all persons:(a) who accept its Constitution;(e) whose membership is approved by the National Co-coordinating Committee, hereinafterreferred to as the "NCC".
FOR FUCK SAKE I am a libertarian
I DONT NEED TO ACCEPT ANY CONSTITUTION AND I CERTAINLY DONT NEED TO BE APPROVED BY ANYONE IF I WANT TO BE A LIBERTARIAN.
And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true.
The Westminster Pig Roast Continues
Read all about it Here
Friday, May 08, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Call the police and tell them that you have seen someone with a gun holding someone hostage at.........
Remove the net curtains at your chosen location and then just walk in front of the window
Eat your heart out Dr Philip Nitschke
The New Appian Way
Keep Right on to the End of the Road
Ev'ry road thro' life is a long, long road,
Fill'd with joys and sorrows too,
As you journey on how your heart will yearn
For the things most dear to you.
With wealth and love 'tis so,
But onward we must go.
Keep right on to the end of the road,
Keep right on to the end,
Tho' the way be long, let your heart be strong,
Keep right on round the bend.
Tho' you're tired and weary still journey on,
Till you come to your happy abode,
Where all the love you've been dreaming of
Will be there at the end of the road.
With a big stout heart to a long steep hill,
We may get there with a smile,
With a good kind thought and an end in view,
We may cut short many a mile.
So let courage ev'ry day
Be your guiding star always.
Hat tip Sir Harry Lauder
Thursday, May 07, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
"am I my brother's cleaner?”
Yep, Gordon Brown has certainly taken us all to the cleaners.
As Chancellor of the Exchequer and now Prime Minister, Gordon Brown has had grace and favour accommodation in Downing Street since 1997. So there is absolutely no justification for cleaning services at any other Westminster accommodation.
The DNA of corruption is clearly visable here
Tony Blair who was with him said: "We'll make sure that the British people get the economy that we need and also that we equip them for that economy in the 21st century."
So there you go.... you are probably struggling to pay your bills but you now have a Labour 21st century economy.
For more of the same.....Vote Labour
The 2005 six pledges:
1. Your family better off (every family owes £50000 to the national debt)
2. Your family treated better and faster (34000 NHS deaths)
3. Your child achieving more (SAT test fiasco)
4. Your country's borders protected (77 Chinese children have gone missing)
5. Your community safer (4 per cent increase in burglaries)
6. Your children with the best start (£17000 in debt)
Wednesday, May 06, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Sign of time
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Gordon Brown's?" asked the man.
"Gordon's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
Hat tip (a man from Castleford)
Tuesday, May 05, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
Justification for Honour Killing
David Cameron Backs Gordon Brown
Asked if the Tories would guarantee to back the government, he said: "Of course. We have made this clear from the word go. We think something of this kind should have been done many years ago. We will carry on voting for it."
Today David Cameron urged voters to give the 'useless and spineless' Government a message it will never forget at next month's elections. He claimed it was a 'tragedy' voters had to wait a year before getting rid of Labour.
Cameron also said. 'With every Conservative vote, the message will be simple: Enough is enough. You're the past. With every day that passes, this Government is running our country into the ground. Borrowing eye-watering amounts of money, presiding over social decline, letting our politics descend into the quagmire.
OK Dave, having regard to the Treaty establishing the European Community, and in particular Article 47(2), Articles 55 and 95 thereof, Having regard to the proposal from the Commission, Having regard to the opinion of the European Economic and Social Committee (1), Having regard to the opinion of the Committee of the Regions (2), Acting in accordance with the procedure laid down in Article 251 of the Treaty (3), Whereas:(1) The Council in its Resolution of 7 February 1994 on the development of Community Postal Services (4) identified as one of the main objectives of Community postal policy the reconciling of the gradual, controlled opening to competition of the postal market with a sustainable guarantee of the provision of the universal service.
Just where do you stand on the European Union Directive 2008/6/EC and the Royal Mail quagmire .
Monday, May 04, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
With whom has Harman made a Granita pact?
Just Another Bank Holiday
Tom Pearse, Tom Pearse, lend me your Donkey
All along, down along, out along lee
For I want for to go to Downing street Fair
With Harriet Harman, Alan Johnson, David Miliband
Jack Straw, Tom Harris, Jon Cruddas
Old Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all
Old Uncle Tom Cobleigh and all.
Sunday, May 03, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
reacting to headlines
One said: "We can still turn this round but Gordon is not listening. He is lashing out and reacting to headlines. It's all so reminiscent of the last months of John Major."
Another said: "We are giving the impression that we have lost control of our own side. We have to get a grip, give him better advice, otherwise there will be more talk of leadership challenges, which is the last thing we want."
Tom Harris, MP (A Jockey waiting to ride the stalking horse) said things were "as bad as they've ever been".
UPDATE: The House of Commons is censoring details of expense claims.
UPDATE: The Mail on Sunday reports that Peter Mandelson had to calm Gordon Brown down after he lost his temper following TV interviews during the week and that Charles Clarke is calling for Ed Balls and Tom Watson to be sacked.
UPDATE: The Sunday Times reports that Labour Peer Baroness Uddin has claimed £100,000 for a flat which is empty.
It's all kciking off. Who will be brave enough to stand as the 'stalking donkey'
Saturday, May 02, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
MRSA 37000 - Swine flu 0
Friday, May 01, 2009Feel free to copy, there is no copyright on an anoneumouse montage.
In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king?
On the BBC radio 4 Today program this morning, Blunkett says Crash Gordon needs to take "Visionary Action"