Tuesday, October 31, 2006

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European Union, Trick or Treat

Here is a really scary thought for you to ponder upon for this years Halloween.

If it hadn't been for the French and the Dutch 'NO' votes in their respective EU Constitution referendums last year, then at the turn of midnight, tonight, you would have turned into a zombie of the new European Union Superstate.

Monday, October 30, 2006

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On the eighth day, God created Environmentalism

On the ninth day, man realised that God was 'taking the piss'

Oh we did larff

Sunday, October 29, 2006

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Now, Labour intends to tax you not just for every home improvement, but also the neighbourhood you live in. Then why not save on your potential council tax bill and get rid of your double glazing.

Come on, why do you need it anyway. If the planet is getting warmer, why on earth do you need to improve your property with loft insulation, double glazing and conservatories and the like.

Save money, upgrade your home for a Mediterranean climate.
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John Reid MP is Cuckoo

The retired Chief of the Defence Staff, General the Lord Guthrie has told the Observer that John Reid MP is Cuckoo

'Anyone who thought this was going to be a picnic in Afghanistan - anyone who had read any history , anyone who knew the Afghans, or had seen the terrain, anyone who had thought about the Taliban resurgence, anyone who understood what was going on across the border in Baluchistan and Waziristan [should have known] - to launch the British army in with the numbers there are, while we're still going on in Iraq is cuckoo,'

Hansard 14 Nov 2005 : Column 679
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National Scandal

The MoD says it will soon be equipping our troops with Pinzgauer Vectors. These are known as "coffins on wheels" because they are in some respects even more vulnerable than the Land Rovers; not least because the driver is sitting right over the wheels when a mine strikes, and because the nature of their armour is such as to confine the effects of a blast within the vehicle, probably killing all inside. (Sunday Telegraph)

More at the EUreferendum

Thursday, October 26, 2006

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Euphemistically awful

The fucking Shadow chancellor George fucking Osborne was fucking told off by the fucking Speaker in the fucking House of Commons after using the "F" word in attacking fucking Gordon Brown's handling of the fucking pensions policy.

In a fucking exchange of words, Mr fucking Osborne urged the fucking Chancellor to admit he had made a fucking "serious mistakes" in pensions policy.

He fucking said: "If he can't then surely the current Secretary of State for Pensions is right - you'll make an effing awful Prime Minister."

What the fuck dose effing mean.
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Straight, Banana Accounting

Hey folks, I think I have found the ideal accounting system for that Banana Republic, which we lovingly term, the European Union. The primary and most important feature of this package, is that it conforms to international standards for auditing accounts and certification of Balance Sheets.

Banana Accounting 5.0 other Features include:
Get to work immediately
Based on the double-entry accounting method
Easier and faster
Euro Tax (VAT) management

Very reasonable price
The complete version, including the program, various examples and an instruction booklet, and costs only 79 Euro. (excluding Euro Tax (VAT))

It even works on the successful Windows XP N

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

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EU = mc12

It doesn't mater how fast you chase the European Commission, you never catch up with the money. This fact can be expressed as EU = mc12, where EU is the immovable object, mc = mass corruption and 12 is the number of years that it has been impossible to perform a budgetary audit.

It is expected that the European Commission will launch a pre-emptive propaganda strike today. The Court of auditors are expected to announce next month that they cannot sign off the EU budget for the 12th year running. The commission will try and blame the member states, for the commission's own failure to manage the budget within the terms of the European Union Treaty

The European Union and the EU Commission draws upon its LEGAL BASIS on budgetary maters from Article 268 to 280 of the EC Treaty. As the European Union has not performed or been in legal compliance for 12 years we should now withdraw from the European Union using the provision of Article 61 of the Vienna Convention on the Law of Treaties

Article 61 Supervening impossibility of performance

A party may invoke the impossibility of performing a treaty as a ground for terminating or withdrawing from it if the impossibility results from the permanent disappearance or destruction of an object indispensable for the execution of the treaty. If the impossibility is temporary, it may be invoked only as a ground for suspending the operation of the treaty.

12 years of non compliance feels fairly permanent to me.

Friday, October 20, 2006

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Shannon Taylor

It is a criminal offence to name anyone who complains to police that they have been the victim of a sexual offence, even if the alleged attacker is found not guilty in court. But yesterday Lord Campbell-Savours named a “serial and repeated liar” whose false allegations resulted in an innocent man being jailed for a sex attack.

Lord Campbell-Savours was able to do this because he is protected from legal action for comments made in the House of Lords by Parliamentary Privilege.

That Privilege is granted to him in law by the provisions of the Bill of Rights 1689, which states: That the freedom of speech, and debates or proceedings in parliament, ought not to be impeached or questioned in any court or place out of parliament.

This is the same Bill of Rights 1689, which also states: That all grants and promises of fines and forfeitures of particular persons before conviction, are illegal and void.

Lords Hansard 19 Oct 2006 : Column 868

Lord Campbell-Savours: My Lords, is not the inevitable consequence of the workings of the law as currently framed that we will carry on imprisoning innocent people such as Warren Blackwell, who was falsely accused by a serial and repeated liar, Shannon Taylor, who has a history of making false accusations and having multiple identities? As a result of her accusations he spent three and a half years in prison following a shabby and inadequate police investigation and was exonerated only when the Criminal Cases Review Commission inquiry cleared him and traced her history. Should not mature accusers who perjure themselves in rape trials be named and prosecuted for perjury?

If the Bill of Right works for Parliamentarians, then it most certainly should work for us plebs too

I have not named her, I have exercised my 'civil responsibilities'. Bring it on.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

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EU birthday logo (together split)

A Polish student has won a competition to design a logo for the EU's 50th birthday celebrations next year.

The competition was entered by 1,700 students, who tried to "encapsulate the idea of European co-operation... and the future of Europe in particular". (BBC)

Rules for use of the logo

The winner was named amid reports that the EU is scaling back celebration plans, fearing public ridicule.

sue me

Monday, October 16, 2006

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the Police and Justice Bill

When the current Police and Justice Bill was laid before Parliament, the then Home Secretary Charles Clarke, made the following statutory declaration

"In my view the provisions of the Police and Justice Bill are compatible with the Convention rights".

The 'convention rights' he refers to, are those 'articles' of the EUROPEAN CONVENTION ON HUMAN RIGHTS, which were enshrined into United Kingdom law by this Labour Government through the provisions of the Human Rights Act 1998

The Government declard at the time that the general purpose of the Human Rights Act was to protect human rights and fundamental freedoms and to maintain and promote the ideals and values of a democratic society. It sets out the basic rights of every person together with the limitations placed on these rights in order to protect the rights of others and of the wider community. ... The Act makes available in UK courts a remedy for breach of a Convention right, without the need to go to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.

There's a proposal in clause 15 of the current Police and Justice Bill allowing the Home Secretary to give 'authority figures' other than police the power to hand out fixed penalty fines of £80 or £100. He or she will be able to do this whenever they deem it "necessary" and without primary legislation in parliament.

So lets look at Section 11(a) of the Human Rights Act 1998 it states: A person's reliance on a Convention right does not restrict- any other right or freedom conferred on him by or under any law having effect in any part of the United Kingdom

The BILL OF RIGHTS 1689 still has effect in English law and it quite clearly states:

That the pretended power of suspending the laws or the execution of laws by regal authority without consent of Parliament is illegal;

That the pretended power of dispensing with laws or the execution of laws by regal authority, as it hath been assumed and exercised of late, is illegal;

That the commission for erecting the late Court of Commissioners for Ecclesiastical Causes, and all other commissions and courts of like nature, are illegal and pernicious;

That levying money for or to the use of the Crown by pretence of prerogative, without grant of Parliament, for longer time, or in other manner than the same is or shall be granted, is illegal;

That excessive bail ought not to be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted;

That jurors ought to be duly impanelled and returned, and jurors which pass upon men in trials for high treason ought to be freeholders;

That all grants and promises of fines and forfeitures of particular persons before conviction are illegal and void;

So there you have it, He lied, it is not compatible and there is No Need for Strasbourg.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

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Tories learn the art of being gay friendly

Francis Maude, the party chairman, has been in talks with Stonewall since early in the year and the Tories will now become part of its Diversity Champions programme.(Sunday Times)

"In the midst of a rain of shit, subversive optimism is putting up a pink and purple polka dotted umbrella and saying, here. Right here, right now, I am going to build something beautiful."

Thursday, October 12, 2006

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Magical Mystery Tour

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Do as we do and all will be ok

European Commission decides to drop Holyrood enquiry

THE Scottish Executive is set to escape a huge fine and a European legal reprimand over the Holyrood construction fiasco, despite admitting mistakes were made during the building of the parliament. Scotsman

That's all right then, the Scottish system of corruption complies with standards of corruption set by example of the European Union.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

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Parking, another Bill of Rights Challenge

This time it has been submitted by a solicitor, Frank Rayner.

Read the full Skeleton Argument at Neil Herrons blog Here

Using the principle of Pepper v. Hart, which allows us to refer to what was said in Parliament to determine what the intention of Parliament was, we can determine what the original contract between crown and people is;

"The Rights of the people had been confirmed by early Kings both before and after the Norman line began. Accordingly, the people have always had the same title to their liberties and properties that England's Kings have unto their Crowns. The several Charters of the people's rights, most particularly Magna Carta, were not grants from the King, but recognition's by the King of rights that have been reserved or that appertained unto us by common law and immemorial custom."
(Sir Robert Howard, a member of the Committee's which drafted the Bill of Rights).

Confirmatio cartarum [25 Edw. I]
[29] No Freeman shall be taken, or imprisoned, or be disseised of his Freehold, or Liberties, or free Customs, or be outlawed, or exiled, or any otherwise destroyed; nor will we pass upon him, nor condemn him, but by lawful Judgment of his Peers, or by due process of law. We will sell to no man, we will not deny or defer to any man either Justice or Right.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

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Attacks Credits

The government said it would pay tax-free, flat-rate bonuses to front-line soldiers that would amount to an additional 2,240 pounds over a six-month tour of duty overseas.

Defence Secretary Des Browne told parliament the payments, to be backdated to April this year, would cover the tax bill soldiers face when they return from a six-month operation.

When I was a serving soldier, there used to be a saying, "if your NAAFI break took longer than 10 minuets then you would need to be retrained

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please!

No Ambition And Fuckall Interest

Its protective equipment they need, not fucking TAX credits

Lord Drayson is an incompetent TWAT

Sunday, October 08, 2006

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Kwik Fix for the West Lothian Question

ONE of Scotland's richest men has handed over £100,000 to help the SNP fight next year's elections in the biggest-ever recorded donation to the Nationalists. (Scotsman)

Farmer stressed the donation did not amount to personal support for the SNP, saying he wanted to help ensure the Nationalists had enough cash to ensure an "open debate".

Friday, October 06, 2006

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Veil Threat

The Leader of the House Jack Straw has waded into controversy - after telling his local newspaper that Muslims who wear the veil make community relations "more difficult" - and concealing the face "a visible statement of separation and difference".

Straw also said he asked Muslims to remove the veil when they attended his constituency surgery in Blackburn.

Come on Jack, you didn't have a problem talking with and negotiating with these veiled individuals.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

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Michell Malkin band from You Tube.
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Guido Fawkes

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The party's over

It's time to call it a day
They've burst your pretty balloon
And taken the moon away
It's time to wind up the masquerade
Just make your mind up the piper must be paid

The party's over
The candles flicker and dim
You danced and dreamed through the night
It seemed to be right just being with him
Now you must wake up, all dreams must end
Take off your makeup, the party's over
It's all over, my friend

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

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Tory Blair pledges to support NHS

Likening his pledge to Tony Blair's famous announcement that "education, education, education" would be his top three priorities in government, the Conservative leader, David Cameron, said: "I can do it in three letters – NHS."

Well David, I have three letters for you, ... VDS (Vacuous, Dishonest Shyster)

Unless you are prepared to repeal the Scotland Act 1998 and the Government of Wales Act 1998 when or if you become the PM of the Elected Party of a UK Government, then your pledge will be as worthless as the one you gave about withdrawing from the European Peoples Party.

The NHS, although not a European Union competence, it is neither the sole competence of the Westminster Parliament.

The regional councils of North and West Britain have jurisdiction of their own health services. Welsh Health Service, English Health Service, Scottish Health Service

And the only way you will be able to have policy in those areas, is if you are prepared to repeal the European Communities Act 1972 as Competition, trade, asylum and immigration, foreign affairs, industrial policy, agriculture, fisheries, energy, transport, regional government, consumer health, social and employment policy, justice and home affairs. are the Competence of the European Union
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Boris, not concernedabit

Boris drops himself in it EVEN before he became the centre of attention yesterday, Boris Johnson was demonstrating his media savvy. Giving an interview to an American television station, he produced a yo-yo. Playing with the toy, he said its movement reflected the Tories' electoral fortunes. Then he dropped it on the floor. (Scotsman)

"The Scots should not get free university education subsidised by us in England. They shouldn't get free nursing care." - Boris Johnson

The thinking woman's John Prescott

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

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Le Manège Enchanté

Conservatives have demanded an urgent investigation into the fiasco surrounding the issuing of credentials for the Tory conference.

Several hundred delegates, exhibitors, journalists, parliamentary assistants, and lobbyists were today still unable to access the main conference centre in Bournemouth, three days after the event opened, because they were waiting police clearance.

Sunday, October 01, 2006

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Conservative Fringe

In his first speech as leader to the 'Concernedabits' annual conference, Cameron will throw his toys out of the pram and challenge the party's right-wing by rejecting "fringe" ideas and laying claim to the centre ground of British politics.

Dave the 'Cam is On' is expected to say:

"Our party's history tells us the ground on which political success is built. It is the centre ground. Not some bog on the fringes of debate"

and I always thought 'bogs' were 'eco' friendly places
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