Wednesday, June 29, 2005

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Let me make the position clear

How does the Government square this circle with access to the proposed Identity Card database.

Hansard 28 Jun 2005 : Column 1156
Mr. Clarke: ..........Let me make the position clear. There will be no open access to information on the register. Private companies will not be able to gain access to or buy national identity register entries........

Well Mr big Ears, from July the German firm Arvato AG, a totally owned subsidiary of Bertelsmann AG, will take over the majority of the administration of the British local authority, the East Riding of Yorkshire, which has around 350,000 inhabitants. About five hundred local authority employees will switch to Bertelsmann. So a German firm will be entrusted with carrying out public duties which were previously under the authority of the British state. These include public and statutory duties ( such as are carried out by a state, local authority or public corporation) to fulfil requirements under public law. The exercise of these powers of government is normally the preserve of responsible local government officials who have a special duty to the local authority and bear allegiance to the state. In a few months Arvato will become responsible for paying wages and social benefits as well as collecting council tax, fees and charges. It will provide a citizens' bureau and the Council's total information technology requirement.
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carry on regardless

A priceless comment from a regular poster to Margot Wallstoms Blog. For the rest you need your Masters Card

Posted by Denis Cooper on June 29, 2005 at 03:11 PM CEST

Dear Moderator,

"President Barroso said last week that in all walks of life an agreement has to be an agreement otherwise how can anyone ever be sure anything is really agreed?"

Well said that man. So:

WHEREAS it was solemnly agreed that the Treaty establishing a Constitution for Europe would only come into legal force if it had been ratified by all twenty-five EU Member States;

RECALLING that two of the EU Member States have recently voted against ratification of said Treaty;

BELIEVING that in all walks of life an agreement has to be an agreement otherwise how can anyone ever be sure anything is really agreed?;

but also

RESOLVED that nevertheless nothing and nobody shall be allowed to stand in the way of the creation of a European Federation;


PRETENDING that said Treaty establishing a Constitution for Europe is not dead, but only sleeping;

IT IS HEREBY AGREED to carry on regardless

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In the beginning

In the beginning God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated The Earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, and green, yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Crème Donuts. And Satan said "You want chocolate with that?" and Man said "Yes!" and Woman said "and while you're at it add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yoghurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.

So God said "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.

God then said "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.

God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Cake" and said "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food".

God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its £1 double cheeseburger. Then said "You want fries with that?" and Man replied "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said "it is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created the National Health Service.

Thought for the day ..........

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them....


Monday, June 27, 2005

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Make ill health History

Every white person should have his own personal physician, so he can live longer and attend more live aid events.

support Geldof

THE "rape" of the world's poorest nations by stealing their health staff must stop, the chairman of the British Medical Association said today.

James Johnson, in Manchester for the BMA's annual conference, told doctors of the "obscene exploitation" of the Third World by English-speaking nations.

In his opening speech, he criticised developed countries for draining skilled doctors and nurses from some of the poorest countries.

Life's Heller but it's compassion Yossarian


Wednesday, June 22, 2005

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Polish Plumber anyone

A new report by Mercer Human Resource Consulting has shown that the Labour costs in Old Europe are 23% higher than in the USA.

The calculation is based on a composite that includes national average pay, social security, and other mandatory and typical voluntary benefits including pension, healthcare and disability benefits.

Unsurprisingly, when factoring in, the 10 new EU countries, the average employment costs in the EU are around 15% lower than in the US.

Polish Plumber anyone


Tuesday, June 21, 2005

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dear sinner

Dear Home secretary (stated, with the same contempt as the soldiers 'Yes Sir")

Your proposed Bill, referring to incitement to religious hatred, does not conform with the section 11 of the human Rights Act 1998.

Section 11. A person's reliance on a Convention right does not restrict-

(a) any other right or freedom conferred on him by or under any law having effect in any part of the United Kingdom;

May I remind you that the 39 articles of religion as found in the book of common prayer is still good law in this country.

Of the Wicked, which eat not the Body of Christ in the use of the Lord's Supper.
The Wicked, and such as be void of a lively faith, although they do carnally and visibly press with their teeth (as Saint Augustine saith) the Sacrament of the Body and Blood of Christ; yet in no wise are they partakers of Christ: but rather, to their condemnation, do eat and drink the sign or Sacrament of so great a thing.

Your proposed law is bollocks, go to hell you sinner. Oh and by the way, you should die for your anti English establishment, Christian beliefs.

Death to sinners, I hate you and the world should rise up against sinners, socialists and labour party supporters.

Readers, leave a comment if you don't agree


Saturday, June 18, 2005

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I see no Elephant


Friday, June 17, 2005

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Rapid Reaction Force

Under the comming UK Presidency of the European Union, will Tony Blair and his Government be breaking the law, if they allow the continuance of the development of - the European Defence Agency - A European Gendarmerie and The Rapid Reaction Force

The Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs (Mr. Jack Straw): With permission, Mr Speaker, I should like to make a statement on the EU constitutional treaty, following the no votes in referendums in France and the Netherlands last week. I shall explain why we have decided to postpone the Second Reading of the European Union Bill

The Bill of Rights 1689, states quite clearly:- That levying money for or to the use of the crown, by pretence of prerogative, without grant of parliament, for longer time, or in other manner than the same is or shall be granted, is illegal.

That the raising or keeping a standing army within the kingdom in time of peace, unless it be with consent of parliament, is against law.

Is there anybody out there, with the knowledge and funds to develop this argument?

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period of "Necrophilia"

EU leaders enter a period of "Necrophilia"

European leaders remain "absolutely committed" to the badly battered and perhaps mortally wounded constitution, which was due to go into effect in November 2006, said Irish Foreign Minister Dermot Ahern

Well come on Dermot, let us call a spade a spade. The constitution is dead, it is a corpse.


Wednesday, June 15, 2005

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Driver error '80004005'

On the eve of one of the most important EU Heads of State meetings, you take the time to write and remind the untrustworthy, deceitful, double talking forked tongued 'twat' of a prime minister of his Privy Council oath of allegiance and what do you discover

Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error '80004005' [Microsoft][ODBC Driver Manager] Data source name not found and no default driver specified /include/vbs/EmailPM_contact.asp, line 12

Well I hope Michael Howard's letter of today, to the prime minister, wasn't sent by the same source

Privy counsellors Oath
You do swear by Almighty God to be a true and faithful Servant unto The Queen's Majesty as one of Her Majesty's Privy Council. You will not know or understand of any manner of thing to be attempted, done or spoken against Her Majesty's Person, Honour, Crown or Dignity Royal, but you will lett and withstand the same to the uttermost of your power, and either cause it to be revealed to Her Majesty Herself, or to such of Her Privy Council as shall advertise Her Majesty of the same. You will in all things to be moved, treated and debated in Council, faithfully and truly declare your Mind and Opinion, according to your Heart and Conscience; and will keep secret all matters committed and revealed unto you, or that shall be treated of secretly in Council. And if any of the said Treaties or Counsels shall touch any of the Counsellors you will not reveal it unto him but will keep the same until such time as, by the consent of Her Majesty or of the Council, Publication shall be made thereof. You will to your uttermost bear Faith and Allegiance to the Queen's Majesty; and will assist and defend all Jurisdictions, Pre-eminences, and Authorities, granted to Her Majesty and annexed to the Crown by Acts of Parliament, or otherwise, against all Foreign Princes, Persons, Prelates, States, or Potentates. And generally in all things you will do as a faithful and true Servant ought to do to Her Majesty so help you God.


Tuesday, June 14, 2005

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make Geldof history

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EU-geld ('exceedingly bad')

It is always a temptation to an armed and agile nation
To call upon a neighbour and to say: --
"We invaded you last night--we are quite prepared to fight,
Unless you pay us cash to go away."

And that is called asking for EU-geld,
And the people who ask it explain
That you've only to pay 'em the EU-geld
And then you'll get rid of Brussels!

It is always a temptation for a rich and lazy nation,
To puff and look important and to say: --
"Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you.
We will therefore pay you cash to go away."

And that is called paying the EU-geld;
But we've proved it again and again,
That if once you have paid him the EU-geld
You never get rid of Brussels.

It is wrong to put temptation in the path of any nation,
For fear they should succumb and go astray;
So when you are requested to pay up or be molested,
You will find it better policy to say: --

"We never pay any-one EU-geld,
No matter how trifling the cost;
For the end of that game is oppression and shame,
And the nation that pays it is lost!"

Hat tip Rudyard Kipling

Monday, June 13, 2005

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sign the pledge

"I will refuse to register for an ID card and donate £10 to a legal
defence fund but only if 10,000 other people will also make this same

'Join me' and sign the pledge, please click HERE

Saturday, June 11, 2005

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Britania waves the rules

The scenario: Wind speed: 28 knots true gusting 35 knots.

Sea State: Big Ocean swells with 5 knots of adverse tide producing waves ‘like a French and Dutch 'NO’ vote.

Race area: Beat up mile-wide, deep fjord-like trench with nasty rocky shoreline each side followed by bare away into open water with wind changing in speed and direction as being deflected by massive cliffs.

The crew meeting at the dock of the bay will be a silent affair, silent that is from the point of view of that the crew will not be chatting to each other over the whistling wind and the constant fast-tempo of the flapping coming from the sponsor's flag.

And this will be just the marina! The conditions in the bay will be far worse and in the downwind leg the wind speed could be even greater out from the shelter of the bay and at the mercy of the wind being funnelled over the cliffs; this days racing will be on the edge of being called off but no news from the Race Committee so out they go!

The initial warning signals will be replaced by denial, so yeah this one will be on the edge of being called off. Some of the yachts will be keen to get going though and will start performing windward and leewards in front of the committee boat. A nutter of a bowman will climb the rig of another boat wearing a sponsors flag like a superhero’s cape and will performs a dazzling display of jumping around the rigging, including a fantastic trapeze-like loop the loop around the forestay, the others will be barely able to watch him without wincing.

And all the time the wind will be howling, it's warm, which will be a great blessing but it will come as some surprise when the 10 minute gun goes off, with all the antics on the yachts perhaps they will want to get it going before ‘Mr Incredible’ (Chirac) up the rigging does himself in.

The start, well, it will be a real ball buster, they will be pretty close to the line with height and speed in clearish air but will be getting biffed around on the rail like a kangaroo shagging a space hopper. They will all see it coming on the Port and will assume that it must of seen them, the 25 footer on port tack is cutting through the waves like a chainsaw through Camembert, it will have seen them all right but the guy on the main will just freeze. The helmsman will be grabbing at shitloads of wheel trying to alter course and screaming his lungs out but the main will still be barred up and the big bow will be heading straight for them. At the last second the helmsman will span the wheel the other way and crash tacking the boat into the wind to avoid the collision which would have smashed the boat into matchwood.

After four of five tacks with the wind speed whipping up over the 30 mark and with wet decks and spray everywhere, the grinders will be bleeding through their eyes and mercifully they will see the weather mark up ahead. The foredeck guys will get off the rail to prepare for the kite hoist they will be sliding all over the place and getting a right old hosing.

"Standard bare-away set in the breeze". They better make this a good hoist. The bow crew will indicate that the set is good and will wait for the helm to call the hoist.

“HOIST!!” will come the Shriek from the helm, a real urgency in his voice, if they are late on this they would lose, big time. The rest of the crew will have the usual wrestling contest to get off the rail and into position. Just as the mast man will start to haul on the halyard they will hit the big wave knocking him off balance and the yacht will put a good 10 degrees back towards the wind, she will be well and truly loaded up now and the kite will be beginning to fill only half way up.

“SHIT!”, will say the helm, bit by bit his head will tilt upwards as he finishes the sentence….”He’ll… never…. get it…. up now”. With his final words the kite will hit the top of the rig and the burly mast man sat down by the mast. “No dramas” the giant of a man clasping his massive hands together, he will nonchalantly reached for a Perrier water and his Gaulloises. The tactician and helmsman will allow themselves a quick chuckle before the sheet and the guy will come on, launching the boat downhill.

One of the competition will hoist them and will in close quarters but another will elect to round the mark with their headsail still aloft, “yellow bellies”, they will think as they catch the first wave and scream down it, the rig rattling as they come to the bottom, white foam all over the place but then it will become clear what the "yellow bellies" were up to.

The 25 footer, that had nearly cut them in two was dead last on handicap but was rounding shortly after them and had hoisted its massive 500 sq metre kite. The smaller yacht will hop on its quarter wave and hitch a ride and will be coming up fast. There will be little they can do to halt their progress they had been concentrating on their own yacht handling in the difficult conditions. Within minutes they will be through them and gone.

Still, they have another yacht for company (after all this is just a tidying up exercise) and they will match each other for speed down the run, the mast man will now be pumping the kite from the primary and two grinders will be pumping the main by hauling on the sheet at the top of each wave. The wind speed will be a constant 35 knots gusting 40 and a mile or so from the end of the downwind leg will be a huge gap in the cliffs, they will literally see the wind screaming out from the hole, it would be a 50 knot gust, easy.

The navigator will come up from below and announce that the course had been shortened this will be the leg to the finish. The tactician will then announce that they would be dropping the kite before the monster gust. He hopefully will be right, 100 metres ahead of them the 25 footer with its piggy-back companions will been hit by a gust like a haymaker and the parasite clinging onto her will sail straight into her kite, her spreaders ripping it to shreds.

“Get ready to drop!” the helm will say. The foredeck crew will get into position to retrieve and the mast man will gently haul the headsail into position.

“LOSE THE SHOOT!” Will scream the driver.

Off will come the sheet and guy and the halyard will smoke through the jammer but only for a second or two as the halyard casing will bunch up in the jammer, she will stick fast, with lightening quick reactions the middle of the boat will put on both sheets to control the kite, the kite will only dropped down a few feet, there will be no way of getting it down without losing the halyard.

“GET A KNIFE, NOW!!” the tactician will scream.

The pitman will produce the panic button from the hatchway and without hesitation nick the 3bn worth of line, you wouldn’t see it exit the jammer it will be travelling that fast, all you will hear is the “CRACK!” As the halyard hits the base of the carbon mast like a perfect wet towel flick and shot skyward.

The bow crew will have a bit on now, the kite will fall towards the waves, if they went over the kite they would be up shit creek without a paddle, in an instance most of the kite will be down the fore hatch and with the help of the mast man the head of the kite will be hauled out of the water.

They will reach through the line to take the gun and they will all breathed a sigh of relief. The last drop will be something of a mongrel, but they will have sailed the perfect race, do they want the same tomorrow?

Do you find bear shit in the woods


Friday, June 10, 2005

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Beware manufactured fury

The above post heading, was the title of the last entry from the Blog site Straight Banana (Monday, February 21, 2005) I am not sure whether Toby saw the writing on the wall and had given up the ghost (or maybe he is one) in which ever case R.I.P.

However, listening to what is quite obviously the 'manufactured fury' between Blair and Chirac over EU budgetary maters, one should be BEWARE indeed.

The big crisis facing the EU project, is the rejection by the PEOPLE (the voters, the citizens) of the EU Constitution, for without the 'grand plan' the proposed 2007-2013 budget increase to 1.26% of GDP is irrelevant.

The size of the proposed budget had been set to finance all of the new competencies that the 'SHYSTERS of the EU' thought they would acquire through 'communautaire' or as Valery Giscard d'Estaing has helpfully explained "It wasn't worth creating a negative commotion with the British. I rewrote my text with the word federal replaced by communautaire (i.e. "on a Community basis") which means exactly the same thing."

Well the THE FIVE STEPS that would make us all citizens of a Federal European Union, has been soundly rejected. The constitution is dead ,there is no need to finance.... The European diplomatic service, a European president, a European foreign minister, a European space policy, a European defence agency, or the implementation of the new European charter of fundamental rights by a European fundamental rights agency.

Cut the crap about the budget and lets cut our losses with the EU Project and withdraw from this sorry mess now.



Wednesday, June 08, 2005

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"Arse wipes" in denial

Reported by Euobserver Hans-Gert Pottering, the leader of the largest faction in the European Parliament, called for the ratification process of the EU Constitution to be "suspended for a while" during Wednesday's (8 June) keynote debate on the treaty in Strasbourg.

German member Jo Leinen saying "the constitution is not dead, it's still alive, because we haven't heard of a better alternative".

Spanish left-wing Enrique Baron Crespo questioned the relevance of the French and Dutch votes on the grounds that they were largely expressions of no confidence on the national governments. "The French 'no' vote should not be as good as a veto"

European Commission president Jose Manuel Barroso mirrored Mr Baron Crespo's arguments, saying the recent 'no' votes were marred by considerations of national issues and noted that "it would be a false solution to abandon the project of the constitutional treaty".

They just don't get democracy do they, its this sort of politics that leads to the 'ballot box and the GUN' When you vote with a 7.62 mm round, "NO means DEAD".

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Contemptuous of the people

Press Release

The People's No Campaign 1pm 8th June 2005

Never Mind the Back Door...The Front Door's Wide Open!

Our government and the EU is already implementing the constitution, even though two countries have said "no" and we have not yet been given a referendum.

This is one of the reasons why The People's No Campaign continues to demand a referendum.

The question is, 'Are the Conservatives and the "Vote No" campaign now going to join with us in that call?'

While The People's No Campaign have been running with the demand for a referendum emblazoned on the side of an Ad Van round Westminster..."Don't You Dare...Mr. Blair!" ...others are happy to accept the Government line and are content with the 'postponement.'

Yet, both the Conservatives and "Vote No" have clearly stated that if any part of the Treaty Establishing a Constitution for Europe is implemented, they will demand a referendum.

But, while they are happily watching the cat-flap in the back-door the front door has been left wide open

It is now apparent that EU officials started working on the constitution's proposals shortly after it was written.

They insisted that they should not wait until it was ratified.

In some cases the work has no legal basis and is dubbed preparatory; in others, a special legal basis has been developed so that policies could be specially implemented even before the constitution is approved.

The new developments include a European diplomatic service, a European president, a European foreign minister, a European space policy, a European defence agency, the implementation of the new European charter of fundamental rights by a European fundamental rights agency, and the scrapping of the national veto on immigration and asylum.

EU officials are already setting up the offices of Europe’s first permanent president, an appointed post established by the constitution to replace the rotating six-month presidency, which is held by Europe’s elected heads of government.

“There is an awful lot of work to set it up: the office and all the support teams,” an official said. “We can’t just leave it to the last moment."

Neil Herron, Campaign Director of The People's No Campaign states:

" We are not prepared to accept ANY further integration or implementation of any of the contents of the Constitution.

"That is why we have continued throughout to demand a referendum.

"If we are to be denied one on the constitution then we are demanding that we have a full blown grown up debate on our relationship with the European Union.

"We are not prepared to accept Blair and Straw's obfuscation.

"We are acutely aware of their spin tactics including the 'political chaff' thrown up by Alistair Darling with his Sunday announcement of the ridiculous road-charging scheme.

In light of the evidence of parts of the constitution being implemented we look forward to the Conservatives and "Vote No" joining us at the 'front door' in our continued demands for a referendum."


Tuesday, June 07, 2005

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Vote and stop one

Dutch Cap or French letter

both are a lot safer than the good old British rhythm Method.

On 13 May, the Prime Minister told the editor of The Sun that even if the French voted no, this country would still have a referendum on the new EU constitutional treaty; he said that that was a Government promise.

The Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs (Mr. Jack Straw): With permission, Mr Speaker, I should like to make a statement on the EU constitutional treaty, following the no votes in referendums in France and the Netherlands last week. I shall explain why we have decided to postpone the Second Reading of the European Union Bill

The prime minister is an untrustworthy, deceitful, double talking forked tongued 'twat'.

further: LibDims split over EU constitution. Sir Minging Campbell has been reported to say "You were all asked in 1975,"

But Shrilly 'bag lady' Williams says "Yes, yes I agree. It must be put to the people,"

Reported by Neil Herron of The Peoples 'NO' Campaign, after their little jaunt to Westminster yesterday.


Sunday, June 05, 2005

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Car of the future

Car: where would you like to go. 'Enter destination'

Driver: 'Bournemouth'

Car: 'Business or Pleasure'

Driver: 'Business'

Car: The best time to travel will be 6 pm, stopping for one hour at Channock Richard service station. and refuelling at Oxford after the Blue Ford reg YFI 654 BINGO. Cost of road access EUR 23. Press 'Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.

Driver: presses 'Y'

Car: Please insert your National ID card

Driver: inserts ID card

Car: According to your NHS Records you are currently taking cough medicine, your last scheduled dosage was 1 hour ago. Journey Authorisation Declined. Would you like us to recalculate. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no

Driver: 'Y'

Car: Based on your Medication, the best time to make the journey is 3 AM, Stopping for 1 hr at Knutsford Service area, Refuelling at Oxford after the Pink Honda reg YFI 123 LOTTERY (note 10 mins refuel time only) cost of road access EUR 43. Y' to accept 'N'' for decline.

Driver: 'Y'

Car: According to your Bank Account Records your spouse has just purchased a pair of shoes. You have insufficient funds to make this journey. Journey Authorisation Declined. would you like us to arrange a bank loan. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.

Driver: 'Y'

Car: According to our Records, this is not possible at this time, you have reached your loan on disposable income limit, Would you like us to sell your Laptop on EBay. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no

Driver: 'Y'

Car: We are about to list your Laptop s/no 23456543, would you like us to format the disk before the sale (+ EUR 10) Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no.

Driver: 'N'

Car: Can we remind you that you have one authorised pornography picture of you and your spouse and a letter to your authorised mistress on the PC, are you sure you don't want us to erase this information. Press 'Y' yes, 'N' no

Driver: 'Y'

Car: We have deleted those files and your PC is now listed (+ EUR 10)

Car: The sale was successful, your PC sold for EUR 100, you can now proceed. Press 'Y" yes, 'N' no

Driver: 'Y'

Car: The sale of your laptop has increased your gross annual personal income, you now have to pay 60% tax on future income.

Car: Have a nice day

I could go on and on and on and on............


Saturday, June 04, 2005

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“Period of Reflection” = “Non-Aggression Pact”

In 1939, Hitler was preparing for war. He was hoping to acquire Poland without force (as he had annexed Austria the year before) , Hitler was planning against the possibility of a two front war. Since fighting a two front war in World War I had split Germany's forces, it had weakened and undermined their offensive; thus, played a large role in Germany losing the First World War. Hitler was determined not to repeat the same mistakes. So, he planned ahead and made a pact with the Soviets - the Nazi-Soviet Non-Aggression Pact.

So what do we discover today, Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder like Jose Manuel Barroso intends to call for a "pause for reflection" at an EU meeting on June 16-17, as he leads the scramble to resolve the deep political crisis over the European Union constitution.

Polls in Denmark suggest that the citizens, will reject the treaty. And with Blair appearing ready to put our promised referendum on ice and Luxembourg's prime minister forced to put his job on the line, Schroeder has emerged - almost by default - as a later day Joachim von Ribbentrop

The second front, in this instance, being, "reflecting the will of the citizen" (plebiscites) as apposed to the will of the political elite (parliamentary ratification)

Barroso, "we have ultra" NO Barbarossa

The people say "NO" we know where this road leads "TEREZIN" !!!!!!!!!



Wednesday, June 01, 2005

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Reflecting the will of the citizens

I saw a non EU mouse!
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little none EU mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah


The power of The Seige Perilous is twofold. First off, upon initial discovery, there is an almost magical moment where the world stops, the mind languishes in a state of 'cognitive dissonance', and things that were once commonplace now seem tinged with an almost alien peculiarity. Once the observer is able to truly comprehend what has happened, a second mental state begins to emerge. Rational behavior would dictate that the SHIT on top of the toilet seat should be disposed of by flushing it down the toilet. But, given the placement of the SHIT, we now have The Seige Perilous, how exactly is this to be accomplished?

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Dutch Courage

Quote of the Day: "I think; therefore I vote ‘ne’".


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